A Conversation With (Eeeee!) Joe Fitzgibbon

Comments

1
Would Fitzgibbon still be a heartthrob if he were a Republican?
Obviously not, at least in The Stranger's eyes. So stop wetting your panties girls and concentrate on the reporting.
2
So much hotness on the Slog this morning. I approve.
3
I love the contrast between comments #1 and #2!
4
What is that on the dude's neck? A scratch?!?
5
Unless you can guarantee photographic evidence of Joe Fitzgibbons and Aaron Schock in a gay porn [appropriate title: Reaching across the aisles], I just want to hear what he has to say.
6
"I like the scruffy thing you've got going on- do you think I'd get more pussy-I mean votes- if I grew a beard?"
"Can you even grow a beard?"
"You're right- I'ma just roll with this clean cut thing. It does it for the ladies-voters-of West Seattle and clearly the SECB"
7
I would like to see the shirtless version of the discussion pictured. I don't need to hear the words, no.

And Phoebe @1, don't be silly. Who can forget the coverage of Hugh Foskett?
8
@1, you are obviously new to SLOG if you don't remember the Stranger endorsing Republican hunk Hugh Foskett a few years ago. Total heartthrob, even if he was a republican.
9
Your community leaders are so much hotter than our community leaders.
10
Joe Fitzgibbon looks more of a tween heart throb that grows up into Corey Feldman.

Toby is hot. Joe is not.
11
Toby Crittenden is SO much hotter!!!
12
@8: jinx, no?
13
The guy on the left is hotter—sorry, Joe.
14
I'd do em both, at the same time, repeatedly.
15
It frightens me that gloomy gus and I apparently were sharing the same thought at the same time.
16
Both are damn cute, but I'll take the boyish-looking Joe on the right any day.
17
I enjoyed sitting shirtless next to both of them.
18
@17, you are the ultimate thread assassin.
19
I can read lips... it seems in the first photo Toby is asking what Joe thinks of the big bore tunnel...

...Toby adds... and by big bore tunnel I mean Christopher Frizzelle's ass... making the fisting gesture.

Joe responds... well I think if I start with my fingers we'll be able to come in under budget...
20
@18 .. it was hot.

Actually, Joe had some interesting stuff to talk about. The best part was cheering when the later group of interns came in.
21
mind you, I suppose the Turkish oil wrestling wasn't that bad ... but there wasn't enough ice afterwards.
22
Mr. Crittenden is inspiring me to get more involved in politics.
23
@22 Fucken srsly.
24
Yeah, I love them both politically... but Toby is definitely hotter.
25
omg Toby Crittenden is BEAUTIFUL. I would totally trade my boyfriend for him. (J/K, but don't put me to the test)
26
Who IS that super hot guy sitting next to the wanna-be politico?!