Traffic Report


Almost Foggust.
Here is another lame traffic report:…

Thursday, August 5, 2010
(Two separate bridge closures, during which pilots will practice maneuvers and become familiar with area geography)
First Closure: 9:45 a.m.-12:00 p.m.
Second Closure: 1:15 p.m. – 2:30 p.m.

Friday, August 6- 12:45 p.m. – 2:40 p.m. (practice show)
Saturday, August 7- 12:45 p.m. – 2:40 p.m. (full show)
Sunday, August 8- 12:45 p.m. – 2:40 p.m. (full show)

How can we put a stop to the blue angels flaunting war and oil and aggression while closing off our transit system? This is so offensive to see they buzz around and wake me up in the morning.
Red van alert.
Reporting similar conditions in the financial district
I never leave my house in the morning without first consulting the slog traffic report.
I'll need an update in the afternoon when we're heading off to go camping.
@2 Schmader usually provides a separate post for Blue Angels-related bitching.
@6: Shoot. I won't be at my traffic-watching station then. Have fun anyway!
For some bizarre reason, Grant Brissey's Traffic Report (TM) cracks me up every time.
The current West Seattle Bridge Traffic Apocalypse is where all the action's at. (Narrowed down to one lane over Spokane street--WSDOT should be handing out Xanax to West Seattleites now living on the bridge.)
No Weinermobile = Sad
...In July the sun is hot.
Is it shining? No, it's not.

August, cold and dank and wet,
Brings more rain than any yet.

Bleak September's mist and mud
Is enough to chill the blood.

Then October adds a gale,
Wind and slush and rain and hail.

Dark November brings the fog
Should not do it to a dog.

Freezing wet December, then
Bloody January again!
Flanders & Swann, "A Song of the Weather"
Clearly, I-5 cannot handle an increase in traffic.
@13 Uh huh

@2 Fuck the Blue Angels, FUCK THEM
How's it look now? Please install real time web cam.