Man Hired for Best Job Ever?

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1
Well, that actually gives me an excuse to pick up a Westword again.
2
Naw, Matt, even that isn't a good enough reason to pick up a Westword.
3
Awesome. I volunteer for that job. I can write in complete sentences.
4
Fuck that, like this dude could discern dog food from pȃté at the end of a long day.
5
See there, teabaggers? New jobs are being created under the Obama Administration ALL the DAMN TIME!!

(and, I am sticky purplish-green with envy. dang.)
6
And a Phish fan to boot. Stupid hippies have all the luck.