It's too consistent to be real, and yeah, it does kinda matter.

the Shit My Dad Says twitter feed is funnier

Who cares if it's fake? That was the most I've laughed in a while (ok, so that's maybe the real issue).

I call fake but hilarious. I'm gonna just pretend its real. It makes me happier that way.

It's a diary of the plunge into madness- and quite funny!

My roommate had an old acquaintances of hers' (from a formerly popular hometown local band in Canada) Twitter account bookmarked, which she'd read aloud passages of his current trails of post-breakup/new fatherhood/self indulgent introspection. It was so incredibly depressing, it was hilarious.

I'm a bad person.

"I'm 77 Years Old!"

Someone has new competition.

@8: Goddomot Fronk, you beat me to it.