Didn't Levi Johnson Tell Us Magazine That He Was Abstinent Now?

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These hillbillies will never stop giving us joy, will they?
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Jeebus H Christ, what a trainwreck...
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I called it. He can't stop drilling, baby.
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It's not like he's married.

He's saving himself for his husband in BC.
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A boy's gotta eat...some fresh pussy, apparently. Hey, ain't you s'posed to be on a beach somewhere? A beach with wifi, then?
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Nooooo! If those two kids can't make it work, what hope is there for the rest of us?
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As dreamy as Levi can be and as much as I think politician's personal life doesn't necessarily has anything to do with your capability as a person who governs, I think your daughter being involved with the next K-Fed should pretty much discount your opinion, even if they weren't as dumb as Palin's already are.

In honor of K-Fed and because of the whole Mama Grizzly thing, I think Levi's new nickname should be PapaZao.
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"Levi is one of three possible fathers who were with Lanesia during the probable week of conception,"

Bwahaha.
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This is a commercial for their upcoming reality show...WAKE UP!! There is more to the man behind the curtain
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This is a commercial for their upcoming reality show...WAKE UP!! There is more to the man behind the curtain

Been there, done that.
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Good Christ! And this is the same crowd that tells me that I can't get married because it would ruin the holy sanctity of straight marriage.

* head explodes *
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I'm banking on off-again on-again about 17 times. That would rule!
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I love that this article is referring to these people as "The Wasilla Hillbillies." I'm totally going to start using that.
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@13

would that make them "Wasillbillies"?
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@14: WIN.
Also, post more. I want to see the name "Catface Meowmers" plastered all over SLOG's comments section.
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Andrew Sullivan will be pleased.
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Drill baby, drill!
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You know, I haven't felt so bad for a girl since Zippergate. Sheesh, Bristol, I dunnow what to say.
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This is all gay marriage's fault somehow!
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The best part is that they can't cut him off for screwing around on her or they look like hypocrites.
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I would have guessed there would be dick pics of his leaked by now. Sad for us. :(
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Them is some powerful sperms.
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Whenever these two names coupled, I think of potential advertising mergers, like: Levi-Strauss & Bristol-Myers - blue jeans and soaps - what could be sexier? If there is a plan to make life easier for Sarah and the Levi problem, I visualize him 'accidentally' being shot from a helicopter.
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@23: If Levi's secretly a furry, and he happens to be out in the woods in his fursuit...?
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I just read this morning (8/4) that they're on again. Ya know what? I don't give a crap. They've officially passed out of my radar. Some guy knocks up a reactionary Congresswoman's daughter (the only reason anyone knows who the reactionary Congresswoman is was because she ran for Vice President) and thus they began and on-again, off-again relationship.

Weak storyline at best. It would be more interesting if no one bothered with it at all... and the news remarked on it (no one interested in a lame semi-political story). That would be a triumph.
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@25 - oi! She's reactionary, I'll give you that, but she's no Congresswoman. The last time I checked she's a former (by all accounts insane) Governor, and now she's nothing but a shrill, ill-informed harpy shrieking from her perch on Fox News.
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@25 - oi! She's reactionary, I'll give you that, but she's no Congresswoman. The last time I checked she's a former (by all accounts insane) Governor, and now she's nothing but a shrill, ill-informed harpy shrieking from her perch on Fox News.
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@25 - oi! She's reactionary, I'll give you that, but she's no Congresswoman. The last time I checked she's a former (by all accounts insane) Governor, and now she's nothing but a shrill, ill-informed harpy shrieking from her perch on Fox News.
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@25 - oi! She's reactionary, I'll give you that, but she's no Congresswoman. The last time I checked she's a former (by all accounts insane) Governor, and now she's nothing but a shrill, ill-informed harpy shrieking from her perch on Fox News.