Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha—Justin Bieber Is Writing a "Memoir"—Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha...

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1
Well, if nothing else it'll be a bloody quick read.
2
Illustrated memoir... is that code for 'coloring book'?
3
He may be an idiot, but he's not dumb - betcha it sells about 87 gajillion copies.
4
Someone should tell him that's what livejournal is for. I'm almost tempted to buy it, so it can go next to the toilet when I'm in the need for quick laugh, but it will have to compete with the Stranger for that position.
5
Can Justin just start his hard core drug use and the subsequent spiralling out of control to his own eventual death after selling his boy butt on Craigslist for a gram of crack?
6
"NEVERBEFORESEENPICTURES!!!! ZOMGZOMGZOMG!", declared WM. Steven Humphrey
7
Isn't she standing like Botticelli's Venus? Sorta?
8
For the life of me, I still cannot figure out who this "Bieber" person even *is*. So weird.

(Psst. @7, I think you meant to comment on Mudede's post. Unless you think this "Bieber" person looks like a girl.)
9
Making fun of young girls' teen idols is much, much stupider than the teen idols themselves.
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First, that title makes me want to punch in the head every single person involved. Second, an "illustrated memoir" does sound an awful lot like a coloring book as Cienna said, or a special hardback edition of "Teen Bop" magazine (or whatever godforsaken publication follows this kid).
11
He's Canadian.

He's lived more in 10 years than most Americans do in two lifetimes.
12
Yeah, right, Will. That would explain why they all feel such a burning need to get the fuck outta there the first chance they get.
13
Sad that Joan of Arc didn't have the time to write her memoirs. Oh - I forgot - she was doing something important - freeing France - and not causing pre-pubescents-spending-all-of-their-parents'-money orgasmic frissons. Justin would be a little more believable if his name were Anne Drodge Jeunesse.
14
I hear there's some juicy dirt in the second chapter, entitled "Potty Training."
15
Rhett, you've hit on the perfect title for this biography: "Justin Bieber: Not Intended for Comparison to Joan of Arc, Yo".
16
He probably has a Greatest Hits CD out too. He's a pop star, they make stuff to sell.
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Gross.