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Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha—Justin Bieber Is Writing a "Memoir"—Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha...

Dominic Holden
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1
Well, if nothing else it'll be a bloody quick read.
COMTE on August 2, 2010 at 9:13 AM Report this
2
Illustrated memoir... is that code for 'coloring book'?
Cienna Madrid on August 2, 2010 at 9:13 AM Report this
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He may be an idiot, but he's not dumb - betcha it sells about 87 gajillion copies.
Fifty-Two-Eighty on August 2, 2010 at 9:15 AM Report this
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Someone should tell him that's what livejournal is for. I'm almost tempted to buy it, so it can go next to the toilet when I'm in the need for quick laugh, but it will have to compete with the Stranger for that position.
on August 2, 2010 at 9:18 AM Report this
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Can Justin just start his hard core drug use and the subsequent spiralling out of control to his own eventual death after selling his boy butt on Craigslist for a gram of crack?
Cato the Younger Younger on August 2, 2010 at 9:21 AM Report this
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"NEVERBEFORESEENPICTURES!!!! ZOMGZOMGZOMG!", declared WM. Steven Humphrey
slake on August 2, 2010 at 9:22 AM Report this
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Isn't she standing like Botticelli's Venus? Sorta?
Big Ol' Ass on August 2, 2010 at 9:30 AM Report this
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For the life of me, I still cannot figure out who this "Bieber" person even *is*. So weird.

(Psst. @7, I think you meant to comment on Mudede's post. Unless you think this "Bieber" person looks like a girl.)
treacle on August 2, 2010 at 10:28 AM Report this
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Making fun of young girls' teen idols is much, much stupider than the teen idols themselves.
Fnarf on August 2, 2010 at 10:46 AM Report this
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First, that title makes me want to punch in the head every single person involved. Second, an "illustrated memoir" does sound an awful lot like a coloring book as Cienna said, or a special hardback edition of "Teen Bop" magazine (or whatever godforsaken publication follows this kid).
Knat on August 2, 2010 at 10:48 AM Report this
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He's Canadian.

He's lived more in 10 years than most Americans do in two lifetimes.
Will in Seattle on August 2, 2010 at 11:03 AM Report this
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Yeah, right, Will. That would explain why they all feel such a burning need to get the fuck outta there the first chance they get.
Fifty-Two-Eighty on August 2, 2010 at 11:30 AM Report this
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Sad that Joan of Arc didn't have the time to write her memoirs. Oh - I forgot - she was doing something important - freeing France - and not causing pre-pubescents-spending-all-of-their-parents'-money orgasmic frissons. Justin would be a little more believable if his name were Anne Drodge Jeunesse.
Rhett Oracle on August 2, 2010 at 11:34 AM Report this
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I hear there's some juicy dirt in the second chapter, entitled "Potty Training."
on August 2, 2010 at 12:07 PM Report this
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Rhett, you've hit on the perfect title for this biography: "Justin Bieber: Not Intended for Comparison to Joan of Arc, Yo".
gloomy gus on August 2, 2010 at 12:07 PM Report this
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He probably has a Greatest Hits CD out too. He's a pop star, they make stuff to sell.
Dougsf on August 2, 2010 at 12:18 PM Report this
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Gross.
Violet_DaGrinder on August 2, 2010 at 4:07 PM Report this

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