I grew up in a small town and the police blotter was always the best part of the newspaper. The best was one spring when someone reported a human head in their garden (!), but when the police investigated, it turned out only to be a rotten eggplant, sunken-in and exposed as the snow had melted.
I just spent half of last week in Kennebunk, ME. Sweet Christ was it HOT there. And the mosquitoes!
On a depressing note, a fat retard (reetahhhd) who used to bully me in junior high apparently pulled in 100K, thanks to overtime, as a cop in my hometown. This, while my old school was having to cut art, music and shop classes due to budget shortfalls...
Lots of DUIs, domestic violence calls, underage drinking and driving with a suspended license. The citizens of Bar Harbor might enjoy their alcohol just a little too much.
We used to summer on French House Island across the bay. You could walk there in hip waders at low tide.
The best part of watching a movie set near there was seeing Thurman and Findy in the credits as lobster consultants.
I like to imagine two cats with a box of cat costumes.
This was followed some time later with a followup report that the original caller checked back later, and the crow was gone.
On a depressing note, a fat retard (reetahhhd) who used to bully me in junior high apparently pulled in 100K, thanks to overtime, as a cop in my hometown. This, while my old school was having to cut art, music and shop classes due to budget shortfalls...
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