Those evangelical Christians are known for their enthusiastic and auto-tuned support for the Magic Art of Voodoo:

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I'm not, however, having any luck defining "nojo."

This is one of the many reasons why I can't take these evangelical megachurch bullshit Christian congregations seriously.

Someone looked at that video, probably several people or a committee, and thought, "Yeah, that's really good. We should post that online."

To the guy in the blue shirt, I can only quote Jon Lovitz: "ACT-TING!"

Their incredible awkwardness is actually kinda cute.

That was painful until the very end when it said "Part Five". The thought of there being four prequels to this made my day.

I like how the edits cut to each person's dialogue way too early and add lots of dead air. It's the little things.

Desperate for money. And to be relevant with their nonsense. It's like that perv pope wearing a ball cap.

This weekend my pastor preached a sermon out of Rick Warren's playbook called, "It's All About Love." (She is doing a sermon series based on Warren's 40 Days of Love, which is a bunch of pop Christian nonsense). She decided that rap music was the best way illustrate the difference between love and sex. However, she didn't actually want to have to listen to any actual rap songs, so she made up some lyrics and "rapped" from the pulpit.

"Baby, I want that
Baby, I want that
Baby, I want that
And if you don't give me that
I'm going to take that."

Now picture your grandmother (did I mention that my pastor is 75 years old?), in an alb (long white gown) and stole (scarf-like thing), striking rapper poses while saying that with a Minnesota accent.

Wish I had a video camera.

vern fonk would be proud.

is this like a response to the bed intruder? these people suck. everything about this sucks. it makes me want to go back to work so thanks for that at least

I want to go firebomb a church now.

Oh! In my best-forgotten youth, I went to churches that had ridiculous videos like that. This sort of thing gives me painful flashbacks.

This video is painful. True Kno is Mojo.
Thanx for playing. Bring in Mojo! I just barfed in my mouth....NEXT