I Know That Laughing at Bad Tattoos Is a Sign That I Am a Bad Person...

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1
Yes, before you get a biblical verse tattooed above your ass, be sure and check the grammar.
2
I want to see what that looks like in 20 years after she's gained 100 pounds.
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I've seen this before, but yeah... classy.
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TRAMP STAMP 4 JEEBUZ!
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It's something to keep you occupied while you're, well, you know...
6

Smells like loaves and fishes down there.
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On your hands and knees, honey, it's time for bible study.

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You posted this before, Paul. Did you forget?

http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/i_ju…
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This is like four years old. But I still snickered.

Saddlebacker Stamp!
10
GRRR. Either the tattoo's wearer or the tattoo artist put an apostrophe in "its" as a personal pronoun. People, people - this is simple. His. Hers. Its. NOT Hi's. Her's. It's. OK? ONLY when it is a contraction of "it is." Please make a note of it.

And everyone, please, proofread your tattoos before inking.
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@10 People, people - this is simple. His. Hers. Its.

OMG. That's helpful. I hadn't actually heard that before. Thank you. :-)
12
Ok, it's an obnoxious tattoo to begin with, and the "it's" error is beyond tragic...but that is some lovely tattoo caligraphy going on.
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Oh, there's nothing wrong with laughing at this.
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@10, 11 - Me neither and now my mind is blown.

Side note - body like an hour glass!
15
Lovely tattoo caligraphy. It is a shame that there is a typo.

I love good ink. This doesn't qualify as good ink for me. I think it is a poor choice for the lower back. It's too long, and it would show poorly with a cropped shirt. Plus, it may not hold up over her lifetime, as the lower back is known to change. That is my $0.02.

I hope she loves it, because that is what matters.
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Aside from the typo, and my normal hate for tramp stamps, I actually kind of like it. It's too long, and would look bad when pants are pulled up, but from this vantage point I think it's cool. And as far as bible verses go, this one ain't bad.

I love to laugh at bad tattoos, but there are at least a million tattoo pics you could find on the internet that are WAY worse/funnier than this one.
17
Love is having to put up with reading that while having @nal $ex...
18
no this is as bad as it gets
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@7 FTW!
Classic, thanks for the laugh.
20
Is that crack or is she shooting me the brown eye?
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love is never boastful. nor conceited. nor nude. WHAT??!! wait a minute! love is ALWAYS nude for me!!!
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Is this the verse quoted in Wedding Crashers?
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I'd feel like such a sinner when I blow a load all over it.
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"What what?"
25
See, Paul? See what you did? The comment you elicted two years ago were way better than these.
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www.ugliesttattoos.com
I recognize this train wreck from there. 'Nuff said.
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Another way to keep "its" and "it's" straight:

'Tis = It's They have the same 4 characters and mean the same thing. (As in " 'Tis the season to blah blah." )

All other meanings use "its," without apostrophe.
28
Shit--I was actually almost LIKING this message, and then I got to the "it''''''''s"!
Y'know what, though? Why don't we all just admit that we've lost this one, and PUT A GODDAMNED APOSTROPHE IN FRONT OF EVERY FUCKING "S" THAT APPEARS ANYWHERE, EVER? That's what it's coming to anyway, right?
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....and blowjobs ain't sex.
30
Yes, having a sacred text from the holiest book of your religion inches from your asshole is an excellent way to profess your piety. I wonder if she's shown it to any youth pastors?
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@10 (and writers of all subsequent commentary about "its" versus "it's") I may be wrong, but it looks like it actually says "It is not self seeking" but because of the angle, the dot of the i looks like an apostrophe.
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Never mind....just noticed "it's faith."
Continue with the grammar policing.
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@28 - apostrophes mean Here Come's An S!

Yes, that makes my teeth hurt to type that.
34
I saw a picture a few years ago of a guy at a NASCAR race with a "3" shaved into his back hair. This reminded me of that, and I put 'em both on the same level.
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I actually have the twelfth sentence of that done in the same place (well, from a slightly different translation, but still). And nobody should ever be able to say that about any tattoo, ever.
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Summit Grocery has this quote on its wall and when i'm drunk i like to read it aloud to the proprietor. oh darn, i missed an opportunity to annoy the grammar police. i meant "it's wall."

there are far more laughable tattoos than this one. looks like Constant has one thing in common with Christians-in-name-only--he scorns Christ's message of love and tolerance.