He Was Celebrating His 17th Birthday; He fell Into a Gravel Pit and Died

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1
Yeah, I remember that dude. Wasn't he gay?
2
Oh, I get it. Dan Savage. Yeah.
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Naw, it can't be our Dan Savage - he's not wearing a T-shirt in the photo.
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that's so sad! i feel like parks and recreation saw this coming
5
So sad. He had his whole life ahead of him.

Rest in Peace Dan Savage.
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Gravel pits and quarries--stay away from them, young partiers! Do you not hear the foreboding music that grows louder as you approach?
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And sinkholes. Stay away from sinkholes, too.
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We can only hope and dream.

Hopefully the viaduct or tunnel gets ya...
9
Wait, Dan Savage plays hockey?
10
HAHAHAHA A KID WITH THE SAME NAME AS A CONTRIBUTER DIED HAHAHA HAHA AHAHHA A OH MAN WHEWWWWWWWWWWW CLASSIC. JUST CLASSSSSSIC.

whew.
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Couldn't be The Stranger's Dan Savage- the word young and man was used to describe him...
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This guy was much better-looking, too.
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plug for my friend: http://somethingsavage.com/
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amen @10. this is just ripe with comic potential. I wonder if anyone else w/a recognizable name met an untimely & tragic death so I can poke fun at the HI-larious conincidence? thanks for posting the bait, Charles, and thanks for grabbing the low-hanging fruit Slog commenters. neither of you ever fails to disappoint. can't wait to log back in to see what kind of insults are hurled my way.