News Aug 10, 2010 at 12:32 pm

SHE HAS A POINT: Why No Chicken McNuggets for Breakfast?

Wm.™ Steven Humphrey
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1
Everyone knows you're supposed to have grits for breakfast.
Will in Seattle on August 10, 2010 at 12:37 PM Report this
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Dang, you gotta wonder what the folks in the car behind her were thinking while all that went down.

And yeah, that woman definitely needs something, but it ain't no Chicken McNuggets, that's for sure...
COMTE on August 10, 2010 at 12:45 PM Report this
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Hamburgers... the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.
Urgutha Forka on August 10, 2010 at 12:46 PM Report this
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lol, my favorite part is the car slowly driving up next in line.
TheFang on August 10, 2010 at 12:49 PM Report this
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Anyone who eats anything at McDonald's at any time of day is a moron.
Fifty-Two-Eighty on August 10, 2010 at 12:50 PM Report this
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She ain't fat faggot
on August 10, 2010 at 12:51 PM Report this
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Straight out of Falling Down. (haven't seen your video yet, since I'm at work, but seriously - go rent Falling Down - great cathartic stuff)
Matt the Engineer on August 10, 2010 at 12:53 PM Report this
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If she had finished her bottle of vodka she might have forgotten to eat.
Vince on August 10, 2010 at 12:54 PM Report this
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Sorry, but SomethingAwful proved this years ago. ANYTHING and I mean ANYTHING, no matter how sad and tragic it is, when combined with Yakity Sax, is comedy gold.

http://il.youtube.com/watch?v=bOUWoBFFOf…
Kinison on August 10, 2010 at 12:56 PM Report this
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What the hell is she bitching about? Everyone knows the best thing at McDonalds is an Egg McMuffin. She can get one of those.
Abby on August 10, 2010 at 12:57 PM Report this
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I'm surprised McDonald's hasn't found a way of pulling their nuggets onto double duty. Chik-Fil-A serves nuggets for breakfast; they sandwich 'em in little biscuits. Wendy's tosses theirs in buffalo sauce and calls them "boneless wings." I'm sure McDonald's could come up with some product that will keep their employees from being assaulted for want of chicken nuggets.

It's only August 10, and I've now used my quota of the word "nugget" for the month.
Christin on August 10, 2010 at 1:07 PM Report this
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It happened 8 months ago. Let it be.
tdalec on August 10, 2010 at 1:15 PM Report this
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Man, this was so me growing up (minus the hair-pulling and window-smashing). Coming back from Boy Scout trips we would always stop at McDonald's. Everybody else would be jonesing for a McMuffin or McBiscuit or whatever, and I'd be in the back praying we'd get there late enough for the lunch menu.
PEM on August 10, 2010 at 1:17 PM Report this
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I see little reason why a woman like that should be allowed to continue living. Luckily, I'm not in charge of that kind of thing.
Dee on August 10, 2010 at 1:23 PM Report this
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Can we please take a moment to appreciate the greatness of the YouTube Doubler. ...............

Thank you. Please carry on.
SurlyYurmom on August 10, 2010 at 1:23 PM Report this
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I saw a woman with severe anger issues wearing a baggy sweatshirt, but I didn't see a fat woman. Did I miss something?
been there and back again on August 10, 2010 at 1:23 PM Report this
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@16: This is the first time I've ever seen it!
Gloria on August 10, 2010 at 1:27 PM Report this
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gloria, the first (and best) one i ever saw was the death metal rooster. look it up. really.
mr. herriman on August 10, 2010 at 1:55 PM Report this
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That lady is a bitch. I hope she gets charged with assault.
benjammin509 on August 10, 2010 at 2:01 PM Report this
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sorry gloria and everyone else, i remembered it wrong - the death metal rooster is not from the doubler. it's regular youtube. but it's still awesome and you should watch it.

the one i'm thinking of involved a goat. i'll get back to you.
mr. herriman on August 10, 2010 at 2:10 PM Report this
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Start Yakkity Sax about 1/2 to 3/4 of a second AFTER the video. The integration is perfect and the music rises again after the first denoument right as she's getting out of the car with the tire iron.
Joe Szilagyi on August 10, 2010 at 2:14 PM Report this
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This was just posted in the YouTube comments for the video. Obviously, if you believe in Evolution, then you act like this or something. I don't know, I'm lost here...

#
MarsBar2012
4 minutes ago

This is disgraceful behavior and she, along with anyone else who thinks this is funny and ok, should be ashamed of themselves. Animals have more common sense for crying out loud. Is this reason you want to believe you evolved from apes, so you can continue to behave like animals and justify your behavior. Get off your crack and get a life!
on August 10, 2010 at 2:42 PM Report this
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i really, no really love white folks!!
masgroovy on August 10, 2010 at 2:50 PM Report this
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@23: So I guess the alternative is that Tire-iron McNugget Lady was created by God?
on August 10, 2010 at 2:54 PM Report this
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it's like left 4 dead.
Yonson on August 10, 2010 at 3:15 PM Report this
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awesome touch by adding the music.
coolio on August 10, 2010 at 3:46 PM Report this
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I want Yakity Sax played at my funeral.....
Jaymz on August 10, 2010 at 5:11 PM Report this
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Post-McNuggetless -Syndrome clearly.
Rhett Oracle on August 10, 2010 at 5:12 PM Report this
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@8,

The story of a man hell bent on murdering his children and estranged wife is "cathartic"? You must have serious issues.
keshmeshi on August 10, 2010 at 5:13 PM Report this
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@ 21

Fortunately, I looked up Death Metal Rooster before I saw that you made a mistake. There is indeed a doubled video involving a cockatiel as the drummer.

Enjoy.

http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=p8qp3w…
prenks on August 10, 2010 at 5:42 PM Report this
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The artificial divide between "breakfast food" and "lunch and dinner food" has never made any sense to me. I assume it is a relic of the days when people lived on farms, there was no refrigeration, and cows were milked in the morning - a set of circumstances that forced all fresh-milk-containing dishes to be consumed in the morning.

Because these dishes were consumed only in the morning, people started thinking of them as "breakfast food" and thought it just plain WRONG to consume them at other times of day. This judgement persisted even after the original circumstances that caused it were no longer in force for most people.
I have always been... east coaster on August 10, 2010 at 6:47 PM Report this
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McD's says the limitation is because the grills need to be at a higher temperature for the burgers than for the breakfast stuff. But that still doesn't explain how they can't stuck some nuggets in a fry basket and let rip. Also, Jack In The Box, which has like 1/4 of the kitchen space of the average McD's backend, manages to a full menu 24/7 AND deliver e.coli.
on August 11, 2010 at 1:06 AM Report this
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I see no difference between this bitch and 'Folk Hero' Jet Blue asshole. In both cases I see whiny, bitchy little children throwing tantrums when their lives aren't going exactly the way they thought they would.
on August 11, 2010 at 6:46 AM Report this
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Are you guys not aware of the Benny Hillifier?

http://bennyhillifier.com/?id=SPWsBwDDup…

(sadly the speedup part doesn't work right now)
wombatistan on August 11, 2010 at 1:19 PM Report this

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