What does this have to do with New Yawk? Get with the program, Mary!

Captain Hook grabbed my friend's ass when we were there back in high school.

Somehow the thing that disturbs me the most about this story is that a grown woman sought an autograph from someone dressed as a cartoon character.

Everyone of these fucking people are out for money. MONEY, MONEY, MONEY. If someone else has it and they think they can get some of it, they'll sue with some bullshit claim.

This is a huge problem in America today. HUGE!

This was dissected on slate.com yesterday.

http://www.slate.com/id/2263746/

This link should go right to the Slate article. Thanks @5.

Yes, and I posted it in the comments to the Morning News here two days ago, but it's still a funny story, I don't give a shit.

I guess Daisy Duck isn't putting out anymore.

@3, not only is it a little freaky that a grown woman sought an autograph from a cartoon character. But from a cartoon character with no pants.

He's not wearing any pants for chist's sake.

Problem is though it is very difficult to tell which gender of disney cast member is hiding in those costumes. It could very well have been a female cast member who "grouped" the guest.

Oh, and most of the disney cast members who are in those Chip and Dale costumes are women as they are short enough for those characters.

Still not the worst duck-to-female molestation (see the atrocious film Howard the Duck).