If we already won then it's a little late to be a "war tourist" per se, but yeah, best time to get in there is while they are all shock and awed at our mighty snarkiness.
So, who are ya going to be hatin on next? First, the Canadians (still waiting on Judah's invasion, got my bags packed...), then New York, who's next? Boston? Vancouver?
I would, however, like to humbly suggest that all of this bile-spewing should be counter-acted with a new additon to Slog: Hot Boy Friday. C'mon, all the other bloggers are doing it (http://www.tinynibbles.com/blogarchives/…). If you need any help, I would be happy to take a break from my other demanding jobs (part-time retail thong saleswoman, volunteer condom distributor, pro-bono wine critic, toilet bowl cleaner) to go surfing.
@10: okay, but after that, lets take mom out for a FAB sparkly night out on the BROADWAY(or insert small town equivalent), she'll already be snockered **yay**, plus you know how much she loves people in tights.
I'll say this much. I read SLOG every day but I don't read any NYC news blogs... perhaps I'm missing something? Perhaps. I'll admit that.
But at least for now I'll GLADLY take The Stranger and SLOG's ignorant naivete over ANY NYC blog's pretentious smug-fest any day of the week.
Further... I don't even live in Seattle, nor have I ever lived there. I DID live in NYC for several years, on the other hand, and I can say without hesitation that there's nothing special about living there. Really, there isn't.
Just my own two cents worth, but I felt like sharing... discard at your pleasure.
I would, however, like to humbly suggest that all of this bile-spewing should be counter-acted with a new additon to Slog: Hot Boy Friday. C'mon, all the other bloggers are doing it (http://www.tinynibbles.com/blogarchives/…). If you need any help, I would be happy to take a break from my other demanding jobs (part-time retail thong saleswoman, volunteer condom distributor, pro-bono wine critic, toilet bowl cleaner) to go surfing.
should read your mighty snarkiness."
'cause i kinda thought the whole endeavor was a pointless war started by a petulant little man.(** charles **)
egads, the Stranger really is a nest of Hawks.
/thread
Doesn't the Stranger know there is a blog war on?
/thread"
oopsies.
SLOG: You will never find a more wretched hive of butthurt and FAIL.
But at least for now I'll GLADLY take The Stranger and SLOG's ignorant naivete over ANY NYC blog's pretentious smug-fest any day of the week.
Further... I don't even live in Seattle, nor have I ever lived there. I DID live in NYC for several years, on the other hand, and I can say without hesitation that there's nothing special about living there. Really, there isn't.
Just my own two cents worth, but I felt like sharing... discard at your pleasure.
but i like it here.
;)
Whatever the answer, you are quite a saucy little tart.
but actually, I have been intentionally vague, because the persona of pissy was always just... genderless.