I'm not so sure; I think the Kindle is actually pretty popular with the old folks.

It's a communist plot, I tell you. First they put fluoride in the water; now they're taking away our Westerns. See what happens when you elect a Muslim President?

@5280: Don't forget the contrails. They're actually poison gas that'll make us all turn over our guns to the gummint. As a proud gun owner, I think you need to give that some serious consideration.