Food & Drink Aug 16, 2010 at 1:27 pm

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1
Dominic Holden, hamming it for us, ladies and gentlemen.
2
Is Wm. Stephen Humphrey putting on weight?
3
Supposed enlightened jerks like you that still eat meat should be excited by this, right? R.I.G.H.T.?.!
4
Ham's good. But bacon is better.
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@3: I'm pretty enlightened, and I still like me some ham. So....bite me?

Enlightenment is in the eye of the beholder.

(Insert joke about anti-magic etc.)
6
You know what's even better than bacon, 4? You fucking off.

Do you even go here? Nope.
7
If some is good, then more is better.
8
Are you Jewish?
9
i prefer my ham canned. and dropped off a building.
10
@9 wins.
11
Whoa! A whole metric INCH more H.A.M.! Wow. That's, uh, alot[sic] of H.A.M.. Are these cloned H.A.M.s then? Or V.A.T. grown? I'm confused. Why is it MORE delicious again?
12
@6: Is the syphilis acting up again today?
13
haha people are angry about ham
14
Jon Hamm>ham
15
Goyishe naches.
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13: people are not angry about ham.

People are laughing at people who still eat ham.
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@16 Laugh all you want. More ham for me.
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17: eat it all and die faster, kay thanks!
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@19 Know what I like best about people who don't eat eat bacon? Their sunny personalities and wit.
21
StillNon(TM)! Offering you even MORE delicious VegaNazi vitriol!!!

Dear SN, no one cares what you put in yr mouth. I hear antifreeze tastes like candy though...
22
@19 - I'll gladly die earlier if it means I don't have to listen to your smug bullshit. And I'll enjoy the ham in the process.
23
21, 22, 23 et al:

I'm not being smug.

NOBODY CARES.

Die earlier, please! Fuck your family and your kids and your health and everything that goes along with it.

HAM? Gotta have it!

Die happy, dude/dudette, more power to you.

You'd look just as stupid if you were defensive about how yummy you think twinkies are.

In reality, the only person that loses is you. And along the way, a bunch of other sentient beings. BUT FUCK YEAH HAM.
24
oh, freakin, snap, 23.

I like your angle. But you've identified yourself in the infinite loop that is the clamor to outlive other trick bitches.
25
I know what I yam and I'm glad I'm a ham and so's Lola! La-la-la-la-lola! La-la-la-la-loooo-laaaa!
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@23 - But twinkies ARE yummy. The delicious smell from the Hostess plant is what gets me and my bike over the Dexter hill. If only there were a HoneyBaked Hams factory on the other side...

Have fun living forever, eating gruel.
27
More jamón ibérico, please.
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@ 23

If pigs were really so sensitive about getting killed and eaten then maybe those lazy mother fuckers would invent j guns, rise up, and take back the earth. But they didn't. They're just content to sit around, maturing into delicious ham. Which is GREAT wrapped in bacon with a twinkie chaser.
29
Oh, my god,
you know the world is great.
Abolish hate
and appreciate
when you eat ham.
Cuz you know
that ham is good for you
and healthy too
and health begins with H and so does ham.
30
drink more HAMMS!
31
Ham is tasty. This advertisement did not "work" in the strictest sense, because I did not buy ham from the merchants who made it, but on the other hand I was eating a ham sandwich as I was looking at it, and that ham sandwich was goddamn delicious.

The makers of coarse-ground mustard, Swiss cheese, rye bread, and pickles should also thank those who made this advertisement.

Nom.

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