What, no walrus on the menu?

Posers.

No carpenter either, apparently...

zero-budget restaurant reviews continue. No real info, just relabeled press releases and celebrity-chef fawning. barf.

@3: This is a Slog post, not a restaurant review. If you would like to read some restaurant reviews (and stop barfing), you may find some recent ones here (along with lots of bar, happy hour, and biographical columns). We review a restaurant pretty much every week. As you were, sir!

Great, Ballard needs more pretentious, overpriced resturaunts for all of our new condo dwellers, who don't seem to care about the older businesses around here.
My how things change in 7 years.

roger downey is still alive? you ruined my day.

FIND THE RESTAURANT NAMES:
moon beams and rocks
how to cooka wolf
trees and sunlight
sitka and spruce
hair and the barber
school bus and pavement
the walrus and the carpenter
chalk and door
staple and fancy mercantile
the cow and the slauter house
lawn and nails
the pig and chicken
fire and smoke
OH SEATTLE

I love the Boat Street Cafe-very excited to try Renee's latest.