I also assumed female - what's with this shit using "their" and "them" in a lame attempt to be gender neutral? Spit it out - roughly 50% are one or the other.
I get the feeling Anonymous is describing her own year, as a way to expiate the shame for all that she's put herself through.
Though a friend might worry so much over all those fuckups, it seems far more likely that Anonymous has been dwelling on how fucked up her life has been recently and needed to just put it all out there behind the veil of anonymity. I suspect that only someone who's been through all that would angst over a list this extensive and particular. Others would just focus on the most heinous incidents.
My sympathy to Anonymous or whoever you're describing, you put my fucked up year in perspective. I've been bad, but not this bad. Thanks.
Sounds pretty sad. This person looks like they're on a trajectory towards death - either causing it or experiencing it themselves.
I hope the friend who wrote this is going to confront the individual. Not that it will make a difference or be met with sincerity, but at least they tried?
You're all wrong. Got to be a "he." Girls just don't pee on the bark the way boys do (just sayin') and if it was a she and she was peeing outside Anon would make a bigger deal of it.
"Woke up and had to pull slivers out of their buttocks and genitals because they urinated outside in the bark then fell in it."
When I was 6 I was squatting down in my grandpa's backyard looking at flowers at potato bugs- one of my old favourite activities to pass the time. My 11 yr old brother, who had been helping my grandpa lay mulch in the flowerbed, took his mini wheelbarrow and dumped it full of wood chippy mulch on me, which went down the seat of my pants.
My ass still bears the scars.
I saw "Even on our worst day, we could not imagine committing even one of these offenses" and I'm thinking what offense. . . murder or stealing perhaps?
Then it goes on to say. . .fell off a bar stool!?!?!
Shoot. I never imagined I'd commit such an offense.. . but it did just sorta happen to me one time.
Sounded like just a fun person until the "coke user" part, went downhill from there. But the writer comes of as an obnoxious bitch for the first few... "Even on our worst day, we could not imagine...""frequently cannot remember the entry code to their building." Oh man, what a WRECK!
To this person's employer: I am more than willing to take over this person's duties and paycheck. I do not do cocaine, and I have never been that drunk! Also, I'm a pretty cordial dude. If I have a problem with you, I promise not to tell you!
Prodigy is calling...they want their music video back.
Asshole(s).
Though a friend might worry so much over all those fuckups, it seems far more likely that Anonymous has been dwelling on how fucked up her life has been recently and needed to just put it all out there behind the veil of anonymity. I suspect that only someone who's been through all that would angst over a list this extensive and particular. Others would just focus on the most heinous incidents.
My sympathy to Anonymous or whoever you're describing, you put my fucked up year in perspective. I've been bad, but not this bad. Thanks.
Also, while many of these are indeed egregious, surely offering some lines for movers is a courtesy rather than a sin.
I hope the friend who wrote this is going to confront the individual. Not that it will make a difference or be met with sincerity, but at least they tried?
This is a person most decidedly determined. Just use "he" or "she and be done with it.
Sounds like a major jerk any way, and agree with @11.
(sheesh!)
When I was 6 I was squatting down in my grandpa's backyard looking at flowers at potato bugs- one of my old favourite activities to pass the time. My 11 yr old brother, who had been helping my grandpa lay mulch in the flowerbed, took his mini wheelbarrow and dumped it full of wood chippy mulch on me, which went down the seat of my pants.
My ass still bears the scars.
Then it goes on to say. . .fell off a bar stool!?!?!
Shoot. I never imagined I'd commit such an offense.. . but it did just sorta happen to me one time.