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1
Wha...?
2
Okay, sure, but "sanctimoney" is comedy gold.
3
follow the sanctimoney.
4
Show me the sanctimoney!
5
Yr crtc nds spllng hlp.

In my day, people with spelling issues that bad were usually doing dirty instant messages on AOL with one hand.

I assume that this was texted. I hate to think it was emailed from a keyboard that required more than just thumbs.
6
"Where do you want the Sanctimoney shot this time?"
--Brent Corrigan
7
Yes, Dan likes his pics. Yawn.

Moving on: Once again I'm impressed by the side thread regarding proper spelling and grammar. Generally I don't give a shit about what strangers think, but this is one of the few sites I visit due to the uniformly well written and thoughtful comments. I don't always agree, but I regularly smile and appreciate the quick wit. Bravo, dancing bears!
8
What does 509 have against vowels and spell-checks?
9
Ummm... you don't want to see a pic of me.

I know you don't like dogs, but how do you feel about cats?
10
Elitism? Nudity is the one thing all of us are born with.
11
It was a JOKE, 509, and pretty funny too. Dan talks like that all the time and we love him for it.
12
509 forgot to whine about canned hams and accuse Dan of setting gay rights back to the stone age.
13
STM @ 3 wins the thread. Wow.
14
"Mr Sanctimoney"? Awesome.

I can forgive the occasional spelling lapse. I'm no perfect speller myself. But this rant is very nearly illegible.

Dan, how many of your letters do you have to discard simply because you can't figure out what the hell they are talking about?
15
Actually that spelling of the word "your" just means that the letter was posted by Charles Dexter Ward (or rather Joseph Curwen).
Solved!
16
Poor spelling and mention of naked pics... Was that a rant or spam?
17
Complaining...and Dan didn't even post the photo to the blog.

Get over yourself.
18
On the topic of nude pics and terrible spelling, wasn't there a rumor of a Savage Love dating site?
19
I am sorry but i could not understand a thing... was it is english ?
if yes can some one provide me a translation in Greek or better in Arabic...
20
Chaya, it's not Greek or Arabic... it's a strange dialect that apparently emerged from Spokane, judging by the "509" signature.
21
So, is getting criticized by someone with an odd take on English (but not second-language odd, native-language-for-which-one-never-really-learned-the-normalized-rules odd) worse, because even an idiot thinks you suck, or better, because the criticism of an idiot is meaningless?

Not that 509 is *necessarily* an idiot; this here is a hypothetical question.

And if a tree falls in the forest, does it make the sound of one hand clapping?
22
To clarify: it's not so much the refusal to type the two finger-breaking letters 'ou' in 'your' or the 'e' in an -ed ending, it's the word misuse of "elitism system" and non sequitur "corruptd nature" (not that Dan's nature isn't corrupted, but I hardly see how naked pictures requested by a SEX ADVICE COLUMNIST can be considered evidence of nature-corruption that the profession itself didn't already provide). After all, I wouldn't want to be accused of elitism for suggesting that a functional lingua franca facilitating interpersonal communication is important. Perish the thought!
23
Come on guys. It's an obvious fake/joke, leading up to the payoff. The guy's been waiting years to use Sanctimoney. And how many of us will repeat it??
24
"sanctimoney!"

that is all.
25
Man I was terrified that this might contain some NSFW photos so I had to continue reading on my phone.

So I troll to rehash the whole SLOG-doesnt-have-to-be-SFW-but-it-could-properly-tag-and-hide-NSFW-crap-so-that-all-can-read-anywhere.

Rarrrr, BLARRSHAG! *Troll noises!, *Swipe at you while you walk over a bridge.
26
I know it's a recession and all, but can we all chip in and buy the letter writer some freakin Vowels?
27
Dan's being "sanctimoneyous" by... asking for nude pictures of his advice-requesters? I do not think that word means what s/he thinks it means.
28
So girl nudes do work on you? I've wondered about that.
29
My only complaint about the nude pic system is Dan doesn't share with us. Besides, look at all the advice the commenters give!
30
@29, agreed. We are definitely not receiving our just compensation.
31
@29, agreed. We are definitely not receiving our just compensation.
32
Slow day at SLOG?
33
@27 - Inconceivable! ROTFLMAO

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