I can't believe I just read a Mudede post that ended with the words "no one likes the dick cheese".

Funny post, because I just watched this the other day:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNkSsz0CF…

...this is why I can't stay mad @ Charles.

Oh, you're just jealous because you want to be the King Penis of Alaska.

JAMES BROWN IS DEAD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfYUDKJs_…

Charles,
Your mention of "dick cheese" reminded me of this exchange from Overheard in NY:
The Lost "Friends" Episode

Chick #1: What's that? 'Smegma'? That's not a word.
Guy #1: Of course it's a word.
Chick #1: Bullshit. What does it mean?
Guy #1: Haven't you ever heard of dick cheese?
Chick #1: Get the fuck out of here.
Chick #2: It's crud that grows under men's foreskins.
Guy #2: You must date all Jewish guys.
Chick #2: Or Muslims.
Chick #1: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Guy #1: Don't you inspect a cock before you put it in your mouth?
Chick #1: I don't put cocks in my mouth.
Guy #2: Which explains why she's here playing Scrabble on a Saturday
night.
Guy #1: You don't give blow jobs? Honestly?
Chick #1: No.
Guy #2: Why not? You're an attractive adult woman.
Chick #1: I think it's gross.
Guy #1: Maybe she tried it once and the guy had smegma.
Chick #2, taking hand of Chick #1: Come with me and I'll explain. [They
leave the room, and Chick #2 comes back alone minutes later] Let's go.
She doesn't feel like playing any more.
Guy #2: First no blow jobs, now no Scrabble. She's really painting
herself into a corner.
Guy #1: Before we get lost in all these other issues, I get 42 points
for 'smegma.'

--Scrabble party, 34th & 2nd
Hilarious.

i love it when dick cheese becomes head cheese.

@7, that's the greatest thing I've ever heard. I would watch that show.