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1
Your wisdom rains down like manna from heaven. But about lesbians, sir,...WTF?
2
airplane booze is great.
3
Brunch was never a gay thing. I always thought it was a visiting-with-your-Ashkenazi-Jewish-older-relatives thing. Why else would it center around lox&bagel so much?
4
I go to medical school in the bible belt and I tried to convince people of this fact (more straight people have anal sex than gay people) during a discussion on HIV transmission and anal sex (crazy christian one said "you mean gays" when I brought up transmission rates for the receiving partner in anal intercourse). I was afeared for my life.
5
I knew that lesbians never fart - now I know why not. Duh, make sense. Thanks, Dan!
6
@ 1 - No, he's right. We really don't have anuses. We traded them in for flannel and birkenstocks when we got our official rugmunchers membership cards.
7
Carpet crawlers!
8
Anal sex is perfectly natural. Just ask my ass.
9
If God had intended for men to have sex with each other, he would have given them cocks, mouths, hands, asses, thighs and armpits. And feet.
10
According to the CDC 93% of homosexual men take it in the ass.
11
@4

Did you explain how that accounts for the fact that homosexual men are 38X as likely to get/give AIDS as heterosexuals?
12
@10 - So what?
13
And this is why statistics is a backassward science.

Yes, the percentage of gay men who participate in anal sex is higher than the percentage of straight men who participate in anal sex BUT because there are more straight men (or at least men who identify themselves as straight) than gay men this means that the actual number of straight men who participate in anal sex is larger than the number of gay men even though close to all gay men participate in anal sex (if the percentage previously offered of 93% is correct).

Although I am not sure how you count who is gay, straight, transgendered, bi-curious, etc... I don't recall seeing that question on the last census poll.
14
I love brunch!
15
I love ass brunch!
16
Wait, Dan's announcing there's more straight people than gay people? That's some hard reporting there, mate.
17
@16: That's quite the revelation for Dan. :)

But seriously, what this really means is:
(Percentage of straight men who like the butt * number of straight men) > (Percentage of gay men who like the butt * number of gay men).

Which also shouldn't be shocking to anyone (heh. Or crimson shocking!), but is likely also true.
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@13: What Dan is saying is that if you want to get rid of all the people who "want to use the anus for sex," you'll have to get rid of a lot of straight people. Me, for example.
19
I do both sit-ups and anal sex before brunch on many a Sunday. And I'm a lady!
20
I do both sit-ups and anal sex before brunch on many a Sunday. And I'm a lady!
21
Totally apart from Dan's valid point about absolute numbers -- do these wingnuts really believe by preventing gay men from marrying they can also prevent them from having anal sex? Like they're all going to sit around thinking "Darn, can't have sex outside marriage, can't get married, guess it's celibacy for me!"?

If anything, legalizing gay marriage will cut down on the total amount of anal sex had by gays -- at least if Dan's letters about the typical development of the sex life of married couples are anything to go by.
22
Wait, did Glen Beck really come out in favor of gay marriage? (as per the article Dan linked) Really?! Huh. Wow.

Please wait...

and remember to be decent to everyone
all of the time.

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