Polish Yer Flagons, Bitchez!

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1
Man, forget Role Models. The greatest Medieval Times video is, and always will be, George Romero's Knightriders. Ed Harris as a depressed motorcycle-riding King Arthur!
2
Wait - they're providing history *and* mystery? Woah
3
For extra authenticity, they should only serve rotten potatoes, and, for the rich, rotten meat with maggots in it.
4
Fnarf, don't forget the tainted water supply. Maybe they can start their own cholera epidemic.
5
Rub a dub dub!
6
Forget ye not the apple, that percheth so cheekily upon thy bodice (you may have to percheth it first).
7
I'm not going unless they have some plague-ridden fleas.

@1,

That sounds amazing. What does a girl need to do to get that screened at Central Cinema?
8
I think I might go get some mac & cheese wedges from the Canterbury right now.
9
No potatos until the conquest of Peru mid 16th century. Can I sub ergot-poisoned rye bread?