Blogs Sep 2, 2010 at 10:26 am

Why Wouldn't You Leave Your Pants On?

Dan Savage
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1
Slog already posted this, but it probably deserves another view anyway!
lake on September 2, 2010 at 10:29 AM Report this
2
I grew up on a farm and bailed hay in both round and square bails and I have no idea how this could be possible.
metardtard on September 2, 2010 at 10:29 AM Report this
3
I asked my husband about this, he said it's definitely fake, because balers have sharp things (he may have used a technical term here...) that poke into the bale as it's being made. Would make a good halloween costume here in hickville, though!
Canuck on September 2, 2010 at 10:34 AM Report this
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@2 Uh, so, your avatar: Is that ice cream, whipped cream, or marshmallow fluff??
Canuck on September 2, 2010 at 10:37 AM Report this
5
It would actually maim or kill the person being bound up in the bale.
kmq1 on September 2, 2010 at 10:43 AM Report this
6
I'm going to believe it's real, because that's the kind of world I want to live in.
Ben on September 2, 2010 at 10:50 AM Report this
7
Fake.

But delightful fun nevertheless.
Reverse Polarity on September 2, 2010 at 10:59 AM Report this
8
again....you people have horrible bullshit & CGI detectors.....

no fucking wonder Hollywood can get away with that horrible horrible crap they produce & have the masses visually "buy it"

do your eyes not understand what basic physics looks like? Have you ever watched a snowflake fall or a soccerball bounce off a wall?

I sometimes feel like I'm swimming in a poor of retards
Andy_Squirrel on September 2, 2010 at 11:12 AM Report this
9
Fake or not, I itch all over just watching that.
on September 2, 2010 at 11:21 AM Report this
10
Its fake, but if stupid people want to try it, I say go for it. Thin the herd a little.
very bad homo on September 2, 2010 at 11:26 AM Report this
11
Poster 8: never one to let a chance for a petty sense of superiority to pass.
Cherry Pirate on September 2, 2010 at 11:26 AM Report this
12
Good luck in your "poor of retards" #8
metardtard on September 2, 2010 at 11:30 AM Report this
13
run away!
aardvark on September 2, 2010 at 11:35 AM Report this
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Andy_Squirrel @8:


I sometimes feel like I'm swimming in a poor of retards


Hello, irony, my old friend.
Mike on September 2, 2010 at 11:38 AM Report this
15
It's a term of venery, @12, like "murder of crows," "exaltation of larks," "pride of lions."
rob! on September 2, 2010 at 11:40 AM Report this
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Aw, be nice to #8. You'd be cranky too, if you had to live in a world where everyone was dumber (a LOT dumber) than you.
this guy I know in Spokane on September 2, 2010 at 11:42 AM Report this
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@4: Holy shit! That avatar is way more traumatizing than the puppy-flinger thing.
Irena on September 2, 2010 at 11:54 AM Report this
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rob! Ten million hundred thousand air kisses to you for employing "terms of venery."
gloomy gus on September 2, 2010 at 12:12 PM Report this
19
hahahaha

@8 u mad? cuz u sound mad kid

relax bro
Out For Delivery on September 2, 2010 at 12:30 PM Report this
20
Jumping into a bailer would be a very messy way to go.

As too taking off your pants, well I have no idea but I do know from stacking hay for hours on end that you itch all over no matter what. Chaff finds it's way into every nock and cranny.
dwight moody on September 2, 2010 at 1:00 PM Report this
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@20: Hence the term "nock itch"? :D
Cynic Romantic on September 2, 2010 at 2:02 PM Report this
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@21 - that sounds like an Urban Dictionary invention: like if you're one of those guys who wears briefs and "tucks" downward, the area that's folded over could be called the "nock" (nuts/cock interface). Cause it can get itchy on a warm day.
this guy I know in Spokane on September 2, 2010 at 3:24 PM Report this
23
Does the wild laughter at the end indicated that the straw is tickling him half to death?
Sketch on September 2, 2010 at 4:37 PM Report this
24
Absolutely impossible. Bailers use long sharp teeth to manipulate the hay, and big piston compacts the square together.
bytowneboy on September 2, 2010 at 10:36 PM Report this
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@22: My nock is itching just thinking about it...
Cynic Romantic on September 3, 2010 at 3:54 AM Report this
26
Dan, if you expect us to read slog each day, it would be nice if you did the same.
seattlebikeguy on September 3, 2010 at 8:01 AM Report this

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