Blogs Sep 2, 2010 at 10:47 am

Mudede's Cat

Jonathan Golob
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1
I haz ur cat - send cheez 4 safe returnn!
Will in Seattle on September 2, 2010 at 11:02 AM Report this
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Jonathan, thank you! That's great.
gloomy gus on September 2, 2010 at 11:07 AM Report this
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dear god. those poor children.
spoiler alert on September 2, 2010 at 11:18 AM Report this
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Sure, the cat may be either alive or dead, but only so long as it stays inside the box. Once it's outside the box, there's really no question anymore as to its condition.
COMTE on September 2, 2010 at 11:25 AM Report this
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a. Nothing could be worse than being one of Mudede's children.
b. I just watched Repo Men, in which Jude Law's character begins the movie talking about Schrödinger's cat, this week. How apropros.
Callie on September 2, 2010 at 11:31 AM Report this
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I would think being Schrödinger's daughter would be much better. At least with backable science and thought the kid could think about it compared to Mudede's inane and borderline crazy ramblings.
Akbar Fazil on September 2, 2010 at 11:31 AM Report this
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u haz sent no cheez so box is unclose now.

look if u daare.
Will in Seattle on September 2, 2010 at 11:34 AM Report this
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It's not so much a philosophical answer as it is a juvenile one, really. Although, admittedly, sometimes children can be quite philosophical themselves in a childlike way -- this is different than adults being philosophical in a childlike way.

But it's pure Mudede to not only not know the difference but to broadcast it far and wide.
mmennonno on September 2, 2010 at 11:40 AM Report this
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Imagine not being Schroedinger's daughter.

(See what I did there?)
on September 2, 2010 at 11:45 AM Report this
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I shudder to think what birthdays are like.

Also @5 - "appropriate" would have worked as well. I know that apropos is technically correct, but it always seems like an unnecessary usage/a little on the pretentious side to me. Maybe it's just because the word seems to be the new flavor.

j.lee on September 2, 2010 at 11:46 AM Report this
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klick here 2 watch Mudede's dauter face whenn she openz the boxx .... wow, is shock vid!
Will in Seattle on September 2, 2010 at 11:46 AM Report this
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would Schrödinger's zombie be in a simultaneous state of being both dead and undead?
Josh Bomb on September 2, 2010 at 11:48 AM Report this
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He should call his blog "Mudede's Catbox." You never know what you will find when you look in the catbox, but chances are you are going to find a pile of shit in there.
Reg on September 2, 2010 at 11:53 AM Report this
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@13 that is the funniest goddamn thing I have read all week. Thank you.
RaindogBride on September 2, 2010 at 12:20 PM Report this
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@12 for the win. Braaaaaains. Or not.
Will in Seattle on September 2, 2010 at 12:21 PM Report this
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It's just a thought experiment. The cat knows that it exists until it stops living. Cats may be terrible at astronomy, but they are aware of their own existence.
Toasterhedgehog on September 2, 2010 at 12:24 PM Report this
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All children eventually realize that their parents are morons. It just happens sooner if you are fond of spitting out pseudointellectual horseshit.
I have always been... east coaster on September 2, 2010 at 12:26 PM Report this
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I wish my parents had been more like Mudede. Most American kids grow up in an intellectual wasteland. At least they're being taught to think about the universe.
Toasterhedgehog on September 2, 2010 at 12:31 PM Report this
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@18 I completely agree about american kids, but I don't think that Mudede teaches so much as he lists off important-sounding words and then congratulates himself for confusing his audience.

Also, the middle class.

Also, universe marxist clamshell.
RaindogBride on September 2, 2010 at 1:13 PM Report this
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Charles' daughter finds him annoying? That's a shocker.
seandr on September 2, 2010 at 1:21 PM Report this
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Charles' Twitter is full of gems.
care bear on September 2, 2010 at 1:38 PM Report this
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So where the fuck is the cat?
Cynic Romantic on September 2, 2010 at 1:59 PM Report this
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@10 "How apropos" is a common expression. (Much more so in my experience than "how appropriate").

I also kind of find it funny that a Mudede-adjacent post results in anyone other than Mudede being called pretentious. Or was your comment a sly piece of meta-humor? If so, well played sir or madam.
Schmooze on September 2, 2010 at 2:06 PM Report this
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@18 - Agreed. I would have liked to have had Mudede as my father! Although that seems like a creepy thing to state, now that it's all typed out.
Dee on September 2, 2010 at 2:08 PM Report this
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lol
Mrs Jarvie on September 2, 2010 at 3:23 PM Report this
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I would rather be a cutter than read his posts or god-for-fucking-bid be his offspring. Jesus.
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