So I guess the guys I used to work with weren't being particularly original when they referred to Sobe's "Lizzard Blizzard" (a cloudy white beverage" as "jizz juice."
I call bullshit on that story. We never find out anyone's name (in contrast to the other Ranker tales of self-abuse), exactly how or why she got sick from the guy's jizz nor the specifics of how the "lab" (that she went to for "testing") connected it all back to the masturbator. Just another urban myth for gullible CSI viewers.
@2, mystery solved. She didn't actually "fall ill"; the press release from the OC DA's office says "The victim, unaware of the bottle’s contents, drank the contaminated water. She threw it away after feeling sickened and irritated." The second time, she sent it to a lab. So I think she sort of knew what was going on.
A while back, a coworker had her son piss in her Dr. Pepper bottle. Why? Another coworker, Doyle, would constantly steal sips out of her pop when she had to walk to another area. Doyle was out of control. He even stole dog biscuits to eat. Our manager would never do anything to address his thefts. So Melinda had her 3yr son pee in a mostly filled soda bottle at home. the next day Doyle stole a chug. The manager came after my friend instead of Doyle. My friends reply was classic. "WTF? Maybe I like piss in my pop! That's not your fucking business. The fact he was drinking my pop IS!" Doyle never stole drinks from anybody's pop again.
I'd like to think this was fake, but my office had a similar *unbelievable* incident I wish I weren't too paranoid to share involving bodily fluids and a male employee. Some people are just freaks.
@7, his name is Michael Kevin Lallana of Fullerton, and he's been charged with releasing an offensive material in a public place and assault. He will be arraigned on the 14th.
I would think this was an urban legend if not for the fact that, recently, here in the Washington DC area, a guy put his jizz in a spray bottle. He went around spraying women at grocery stores, and recorded it on his cellphone. http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/con…
"The Montgomery County man accused of spraying semen from a bottle onto five female shoppers holds an undergraduate degree in criminal justice, worked as an armed guard at a government installation, trained as a body builder and, until recently, was known for his gentle manners.
Michael W. Edwards, 28, graduated in 2006 from the University of Maryland College Park, according to the registrar's office. He worked for a security firm and had a longtime girlfriend.
"He's never had any issues," his mother, Diane Edwards, said in an interview. "He grew up in the church."
But authorities said that Edwards is implicated in the latest three cases because of video recordings on his cellphone...."
Better than drinking a drugged drink coming to(bu-dump-tshhh) with no kidneys.
And yes I'd have to agree, BS story!
The story of the pastor spunking in the kids shorts on the other hand....YUCK!
They really need to just let priests/pastors get some.
Ya know, it's the old story - whack off as much as you want, that's your (and your partner's, if you have one, business). But when your hobbies are crossing over into the territory of INNOCENT PEOPLE, you are a) sick and need therapy and b) at least partially sociopathic and should pay for it somehow.
he is posting about wanking off
(and feigning HORROR!....)
sounds like an excellent candidate for the Canadian bench....
http://www.orangecountyda.com/home/index…
"releasing an offensive material"? Eesh...sounds even nastier when you put it that way.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/con…
"The Montgomery County man accused of spraying semen from a bottle onto five female shoppers holds an undergraduate degree in criminal justice, worked as an armed guard at a government installation, trained as a body builder and, until recently, was known for his gentle manners.
Michael W. Edwards, 28, graduated in 2006 from the University of Maryland College Park, according to the registrar's office. He worked for a security firm and had a longtime girlfriend.
"He's never had any issues," his mother, Diane Edwards, said in an interview. "He grew up in the church."
But authorities said that Edwards is implicated in the latest three cases because of video recordings on his cellphone...."
And yes I'd have to agree, BS story!
The story of the pastor spunking in the kids shorts on the other hand....YUCK!
They really need to just let priests/pastors get some.