Blogs Sep 29, 2010 at 12:25 pm

You Can Now Pay Hot Women to Play Video Games with You

Paul Constant
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1
Huh?

I thought they were supposed to pay me ...
Will in Seattle on September 29, 2010 at 12:33 PM Report this
2
way behind...
gnr8r on September 29, 2010 at 12:38 PM Report this
3
The internet ruins improves everything.
LogopolisMike on September 29, 2010 at 12:39 PM Report this
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This is the best internet business model I have ever heard of.
giantladysquirrels on September 29, 2010 at 12:42 PM Report this
5
Hmm. How good? Does a guy really want to pay a girl to *beat* him at Halo? Or just play, uh, like a girl and then compliment him on how manfully he pwnzors noobs?
Gloria on September 29, 2010 at 12:42 PM Report this
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I'm in enough credit card debt already, fuck.
OuterCow on September 29, 2010 at 12:53 PM Report this
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What Gloria said.

Puke.

Seriously? Seriously?! What a waste of money.
femwanderluster on September 29, 2010 at 12:56 PM Report this
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This looks like a really rewarding and healthy way to spend your time. I have completely misjudged the value of video games, haven't I?
elenchos on September 29, 2010 at 1:05 PM Report this
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I am so happy to hear that guys can sign up too. Time to hit the gym, get a haircut, and break out my tightest underpants. I have a new career!

...there are lots of shy horny female/gay gamers with extra money, right?
balderdash on September 29, 2010 at 1:08 PM Report this
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$20/hour is chickenfeed considering what those women are going to have to put up with.
keshmeshi on September 29, 2010 at 1:08 PM Report this
11
On second thought, I fully support this. Anything that keeps those guys in their homes and away from the public is fine by me.
keshmeshi on September 29, 2010 at 1:10 PM Report this
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@11 but where do they find all the hot post-menopausal women? And just think of the global warming impact from all the cooling refrigerants needed so they can game in peace ...
Will in Seattle on September 29, 2010 at 2:16 PM Report this
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With this, I can finally stop playing with myself!
iflurry on September 29, 2010 at 4:42 PM Report this
14
Two of these women approached me at PAX, asked me to play a game with them and then fake-flirted with me for a few minutes. When I wasn't slavering over myself like they expected me to be, they just wandered off without saying much.
Joh on September 29, 2010 at 6:50 PM Report this
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I will be signing up as soon as I get an X-Box. I will battle rap all opponents, naked, while eating donuts. PAY ME!
Billy the Fridge on September 29, 2010 at 10:26 PM Report this
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How do I get a job doing this lol.. no really!!
Jill aka chillinjillin
chillinjillin on February 14, 2011 at 11:42 AM Report this

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