AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! There's a Spider on my Rolodex!!!!

Comments

1
That's not a spider, there's nothing to fear. It's just a bedbug.
2
LOL gloomy gus, that's what I thought when I saw it. Chillax Dominic. But you might want to double check your carpet, chair, jacket on the back of your chair, pants pockets and cuffs, socks, the collar of your shirt, your hat. Am I missing anything?
3
Just give the cards a flip and the spider will go flying off onto one of your co-workers,
4
File him under S. *WHAP!*

You don't need to talk to any of those S-holes anyway.
5
It's a CRUMB! From the MUFFIN you were eating!
6
In this day and age, all Rolodexes are cobweb magnets.
7
Rolodex? Seriously?? Haven't seen one of those in YEARS....wow...
8
There's a what on your what-now?
9
Just put your lips together and blow...
10
Call 911!
11
That really isn't a spider, you fucking twerp.
12
Ask Megan to bake the spider into something.
13
People who are old enough to have a paper rolodex should have long gotten over their irrational fear of spiders.
14
the obvious solution to your problem is to seal yourself inside an airtight box and stay in there for, gee, at least a couple days. the spider will be gone when you get out.
15
I thought you put out an ad for a secretary...
16
your phobia really is not as funny/cute as you think it is
17
Yeah, that's totally a bedbug, you guys should evacuate the office.