Film/TV Sep 30, 2010 at 12:06 pm

Today in "What? WHAT??? BOOOOO!!! BOOOOO!!!"

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1
Newsflash: the "real Jessica Alba" is CGI too. Seriously: look at that photo.
Fnarf on September 30, 2010 at 12:12 PM Report this
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Awesome poll. What happened to sacrificing for your craft? Why agree to do it but fake it?
biffp on September 30, 2010 at 12:15 PM Report this
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Agreed Fnarf, that bra strap looks mighty fishy!
Grant Brissey, Emeritus on September 30, 2010 at 12:21 PM Report this
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Thats very odd. She has little or no acting abilities, so her only box office draw is being naked or semi naked in movies. If shes not going to be naked, whats the point of saying "Sure, lets see this movie, its got Jessica Alba in it".
Kinison on September 30, 2010 at 12:21 PM Report this
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Nobody will ever see the movie anyway, so it doesn't matter.
Fifty-Two-Eighty on September 30, 2010 at 12:22 PM Report this
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Jesus, get a grip, man. At least Alexander Skarsgaard (sp?) doesn't wear a penis sock for *his* nude scenes.
Canuck on September 30, 2010 at 12:22 PM Report this
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Well, she does have nice lips. At least in person.
Will in Seattle on September 30, 2010 at 12:22 PM Report this
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This is George Lucas's fault, too.
Cracker Jack on September 30, 2010 at 12:26 PM Report this
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George Lucas is going to redo Star Wars in 3D and add more CGI cute fluffy racial stereotype "beings".

But even he wouldn't do that to Jessica.
Will in Seattle on September 30, 2010 at 12:29 PM Report this
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this is her boundary?
Max Solomon on September 30, 2010 at 12:39 PM Report this
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Rodriguez lied to me! This is the exact opposite of how I felt after watching "Death Proof." Tarantino should slap him for this.
OuterCow on September 30, 2010 at 12:40 PM Report this
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And was it really necessary to give her a tummy tuck too?
Jamie in Pittsburgh on September 30, 2010 at 12:47 PM Report this
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granny panties, yes, but is that really a granny bra?

when you're strapless, form follows function. anything that's going to do the job is going to look like that :-)
mr. herriman on September 30, 2010 at 12:50 PM Report this
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Are those granny panties? I thought they were just boy shorts. Sheesh, you guys. Granny panties have to be a lot longer and bigger.
Gloria on September 30, 2010 at 12:57 PM Report this
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wow. that's the most pointless thing anyone's ever done. plus, jamie is right. did they REALLY have to give the woman an even SMALLER, flatter stomach? for fuck's sake. shit like this is pretty, well, shitty.
AmyC on September 30, 2010 at 12:58 PM Report this
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Of course, Janet Leigh wasn't nude for the shower scene in Psycho either. Holly Would's got a long history of Trompe l'oeil.
The Max on September 30, 2010 at 1:01 PM Report this
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@12, 15: Uh, wow, I didn't even notice that. I'm going into a corner and crying myself to death now.
Gloria on September 30, 2010 at 1:04 PM Report this
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i dunno, gloria - that's a lot of rear end coverage for boy shorts. i'm going with granny on these.
mr. herriman on September 30, 2010 at 1:04 PM Report this
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In this case, ignorance is bliss. If you had no idea it was CGI, you'd still be masturbating to those photos none the wiser.
Frau Blucher on September 30, 2010 at 1:06 PM Report this
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Just be glad they're not croma-key green undies to make it easier to CGI out.
TheFang on September 30, 2010 at 1:12 PM Report this
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They made her torso thinner and her boobs bigger. Check out the shadow under her breast. It gets bigger and darker in the nude pic, making her boob look much bigger.
rebeccax on September 30, 2010 at 1:26 PM Report this
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If they were just going to CGI them out, why wouldn't she just be wearing flesh-tone colored cloth?
Wicked Virgin on September 30, 2010 at 2:10 PM Report this
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I think she got a little butt-cheek lift in the process as well.

@22:

I was thinking that as well, but I'm wondering if the reason is simply that it's easier to erase the bra-and-granny panties if the contrast is a bit higher; something closer to natural skin-tone might have made the job a little more difficult?
COMTE on September 30, 2010 at 2:35 PM Report this
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if you can honestly look at those panties and think "granny," then something's wrong
Short, Dark and Handsome on September 30, 2010 at 2:54 PM Report this
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I hate the word "panties."
leek on September 30, 2010 at 3:03 PM Report this
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This will be great for John McCain's new ads!
butterw on September 30, 2010 at 3:31 PM Report this
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Whoever did this CGI has never seen a real tit before, either. It looks bolted on. Look at that crease. While Alba has no doubt had dozens of plastic surgeries, her tits do not look like that.
Fnarf on September 30, 2010 at 4:30 PM Report this
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Clearly Fnarf, the CGI-nerd who rendered out the clothing didn't realize that unsupported boobs aren't weightless; even the perkiest ones sag a little.

But then, it's entirely likely said nerd has never actually seen a boob in meat-space, so...
COMTE on September 30, 2010 at 4:38 PM Report this
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24: Amen!
You know you're getting old when those are considered "granny panties"
Cynic Romantic on September 30, 2010 at 10:37 PM Report this
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I used to have a little respect for her, but that's pretty fake, like throw up in my mouth fake. Ignorance isn't bliss, thank you.
watchout5 on October 1, 2010 at 12:19 AM Report this
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@24, 29: Oh, THANK YOU. I was wondering when I became a granny for wearing something that doesn't jam itself up my asscrack.
Gloria on October 1, 2010 at 1:10 PM Report this
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I wouldn't necessarily believe this, the Daily Mail is hardly a bastion of journalistic integrity.
pocket_saviour on October 2, 2010 at 6:44 AM Report this
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31: No worries Gloria! To me, these (or maybe with a longer leg) are granny pants http://www.freakbacon.com/wp-content/upl…
Cynic Romantic on October 2, 2010 at 6:49 AM Report this

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