That Cocaine, Officer? It's Not Mine.

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1
"I don't know how it got there!"
2
Are they sure it wasn't crack
3
what the hell kind of traffic violation requires a body cavity search?
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@3, FWIW having read the link (I read all ass-related lnks) it was a patdown, not a cavity search. He tried to tuck them between his cheeks but there was too much baggie, too little cheek for the cop to miss feeling "something soft" sticking out. The old "bet they won't touch my ass" mistake.