The Morning News

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1
Classic. Turned on the news for 15 seconds last night, and I heard about that first story from Europe. fail. went to bed.
2
Thanks for that clip. It got me wondering about the irony of human existence. We, as a species, have such incredible capacity, you want it shared with the rest of the universe. But you realise that it will all be of no consequence, despite it's wonderous story.
3
Every time I read about anything "commando style" including that phrase in a story, all I can think of is the glory that was Arnold's film "Commando". It really is his best worst film. Almost no one in capable of doing anything but speak in catchphrases and puns, and no one can do anything that isn't twice as extreme as is needed.
4
Raise your hand if the first thought that crossed your mind at the mention of "commando-style slaughter" had something to do with no underwear.

... **looks around** ...

OK, I guess it was just me. Never mind.
5
@4 I thought of the Rocky Gervais clip, about commandos wearing no underwear...can't find it on youtube, more's the pity.
6
@4 I thought of the Ricky Gervais clip, about commandos wearing no underwear...can't find it on youtube, more's the pity.
7
*memo to self: even though you think you hit "back" to correct your error before the comment went through, you didn't.
8
Amazing, ain't it? For something that takes a fucking eternity to load, that comment goes through at the Goddamned speed of light.
9
Really odd how everytime we come up to an election there's always some sort of "alert" to scare..I mean keep American's alert.
10
You can live in Fear.

Or you can not.

The end result will be the same. Your risk of terrorist attack is 1/10000th your risk of a traffic accident while crossing the street in Europe.

Only cowards and Socialist Republicans choose to live in Fear.
11
"commando-style slaughter in airport terminals"
I think that the experts may have been playing too much CoD:MW2.