The 'Ack!' Fades to Black: RIP Cathy

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This should be a goddamned national holiday
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That line could also be a challenge to Cathy: Please try being funny and meaningful. Just... try, for once in your damn life.
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Someday there will be a pub trivia question of "What was the last spoken word in Cathy?"

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@3 it had to be "chocolate" -- or "shoes"
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@4: uh, no, it's "iphone". Didn't you read the last strip?
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34 years of boring lameness. Good riddance.
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I'm more of a Mary Worth man.
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34 years of artistic menstruation unceremoniously flushed down a rest stop bathroom on the highway of life.

Fuck you and your frumpy sweaters, Cathy.
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best birthday present i got this year.
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Follow up trivia question: How many people will be going as Cathy this Halloween?
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@10: Too many
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@11 At least there's no way to make her into Sexy Cathy.
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@12: You are officially the worst person on the internet :[
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@13 That was easy! :D
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@12

Step 1: Be kinda shapeless
Step 2: Too-tight sweatshirt and matching mini-skirt. If there is spillover at the waistline, this is even better.
Step 3: Stringy hair with no discernable style or form
Step 4: Hideous dog, purse-sized
Step 5: Jogging shoes and fishnet stockings
Step 6: Ack!
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So Cathy and Irving do have sex...
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@15 Whatever works! I salute your... adaptability.
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@16 - No one said that. I like to think that the hypothetical epilogue to Cathy involves the revelation of a tawdry love affair or a divine miracle.