Step 1: Be kinda shapeless
Step 2: Too-tight sweatshirt and matching mini-skirt. If there is spillover at the waistline, this is even better.
Step 3: Stringy hair with no discernable style or form
Step 4: Hideous dog, purse-sized
Step 5: Jogging shoes and fishnet stockings
Step 6: Ack!
Fuck you and your frumpy sweaters, Cathy.
Step 1: Be kinda shapeless
Step 2: Too-tight sweatshirt and matching mini-skirt. If there is spillover at the waistline, this is even better.
Step 3: Stringy hair with no discernable style or form
Step 4: Hideous dog, purse-sized
Step 5: Jogging shoes and fishnet stockings
Step 6: Ack!