How many out there are secretly saying to themselves "Let it be lung cancer. Please!"?

@1 - I know I am.

Yay Bone Thugs-n-Harmony reference.

Who in the hell has a "favorite chimp?" You're weird.

So I suppose they will cook him and eat. Isn't that what you meant by "Crossroads" as in Crossroads cafe? Surely you didn't mean heaven. I'm pretty sure smoking chimps aren't in the bible.

Highly recommend visiting Chimpanzee and Human Communications Institute in Ellensburg:

http://www.facebook.com/cwuchci

@1 I am! So sick of all you damn chimp ciggerettes smokers!

@4 - You don't have a favorite chimp? How empty and sad your life must be.

Strangely, the greatest danger to the chimp was not lung cancer, heart disease, or emphysema from smoking. It was the possibility of exposure to herpes simplex virus on a cigarette from a zoo visitor with a cold sore--HSV, while relatively benign in people, can cause a fatal encephalitis in other primates.

There are multiple reasons why people shouldn't throw food, cigarettes, or anything else into the enclosures of captive animals.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wojtek_(sol…)
This bear ATE cigarettes...

@1: Fourthed.

Cause of death? He was an old monkey who smoked.

"do as I say, not as I do" Hmmm... I guess Charlie was a republican.