Today's Dinosaur News

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I checked with the ocean-going organelles, and they said that dinosaurs were descended by them, not those upstarts.

Also, they're getting a tad concerned about earth's oceanic acidity - any progress on that score?
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I'm pretty sure both these statements could be true - dinosaurs could have been taller (due to the cartilage) than believed, but still be lighter than believed due to the miscalculations, which as far as I recall from the distant, dusty past of last semester had something to do with fat reserves, not skeletal anatomy.

In other words, scientists really aren't that dumb.
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fab