Fuck me. The guy really isn't stupid. He's just a psychopath. And he wants to rub it in all of our faces, as if The Overton Window wasn't enough. "Hey all you halfway intelligent folks with your weak, silly consciences, you're pathetic limpwrists and I'm going to make you watch while I pull Stupid America's strings and YOU CAN'T STOP ME HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Seriously, where's Batman when we really need him?
@5 - And the born agains—always the addicts, are the worst. I'm glad folks can stay clean, but there disparately needs to be a 13th step. Something to the effect of "don't be a drama queen, it's why the only friends you have left are either in the program, or go to your church."
@13 - "Laus deo, really?" was exactly the first thought that went through my mind as well.
Let me guess: "I had a dream last night. I had a DREAM that I was going to lead our nation into the bright future and out of blahblahblahblah Goldline."
I think he's going to announce that his entire program of American Renewal was a mistake, prompted by tinnitus. "Not the voice of God, folks, sorry if any of you got overheated there."
With any luck he's been subpoena'd/indicted/charged/whatever for investment fraud in partnership with Goldline, or it's a super-juicy sex scandal. Most likely though, he just has a cold and thinks the guvmint has poisoned him.
"U.S. gold prices closed toward session lows Thursday, falling from its prior day record as the U.S. dollar rebounded and talks emerged of an overdone rally. Gold dropped $12.70"
"OMG!!! The people that hate white people are devaluing our hate bricks."
He's leaving the Mormon Church because it isn't evil enough. He's going to join Westborough Baptist, and thus shedding the last barrier to being accepted as the messiah by the good Christians that watch his show.
I think he'll conveniently announce that he's converting from Mormonism to some flavor of evangelical Christianity. They'll eat that up in the heartland.
My guess is he's going all Bob Geldof as seen in Pink Floyd's The Wall. Soon, we'll see him with his eyebrows shaved at rallies festooned with images of marching screwdrivers, screaming about the queens and the coons and the reds and the Jews. Well, more than he does already, anyway.
@34: and sitting next to a toilet, dipping his fingers in it and wiping his brow and sucking them whilst reading his "po-ems" as the worms eat into his brain...
Baconcat, I have nothing against religion. I just believe that, like children, they should be seen and not heard. After all, some churches are quite pretty.
according to google translate's automatic language detection, 'laus deo' means 'free video' in Icelandic. i think this translation makes more sense in context
@50: Ooooh, St. James is beautiful. And I kinda disagree on the "heard" unless we make an exception for bells. Papists are certainly experts at beautiful arrangements for church bells.
People seem to forget that his Twitters are not the same hurriedly pecked out spur of the moment exclamations that regular people make. These are "Palin Facebook status update" kind of missives that go through rounds of writers, handlers and PR folks. This is meant to gin up interest (even on anti-Beck outlets like our beloved SLOG) over something that will be a carefully crafted and spun "event" in Beck's life.
He's probably feeling a little down after his big rally. He craves attention and we're feeding the monster.
I really hope it ISN'T this, but as I recall, his daughter has cerebral palsy. (She's the one who convinced him to Go Mo! too.) Something along the lines of John Travolta's son could have happened. It's very easy for a perfectly harmless situation to become dangerous for a CP sufferer.
I DO hope that he's converting back from Mo'nism to Catholicism. That would be a whole new ballgame of crazy. It's possible someone finally told him that the only church that recognizes the Church of Latter-Day Saints as Christians is the LDS — all other Christian churches define it as a separate religion. (Fun with Christian trivia! I knew I went to Sunday School for something.)
I think he's coming out!
Fuck me. The guy really isn't stupid. He's just a psychopath. And he wants to rub it in all of our faces, as if The Overton Window wasn't enough. "Hey all you halfway intelligent folks with your weak, silly consciences, you're pathetic limpwrists and I'm going to make you watch while I pull Stupid America's strings and YOU CAN'T STOP ME HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Seriously, where's Batman when we really need him?
commie/gay/enviro/fag/muslim/queer/hippie/butchtop/leftist/twink/sane/decent human...
nah, none of that.. it is a stunt.
dixitque Deus fiat lux et facta est lux
@13 - "Laus deo, really?" was exactly the first thought that went through my mind as well.
I think he's going to announce that his entire program of American Renewal was a mistake, prompted by tinnitus. "Not the voice of God, folks, sorry if any of you got overheated there."
"OMG!!! The people that hate white people are devaluing our hate bricks."
Regardless, I really don't care what happened as long as he just shuts up and goes away.
"fucking locks, how do they work?"
In memory of Glen Beck, I give you this photo of Jessica Alba from Blue Crush. Bonus...there's something for Dan Savage in it.
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He's probably feeling a little down after his big rally. He craves attention and we're feeding the monster.
I DO hope that he's converting back from Mo'nism to Catholicism. That would be a whole new ballgame of crazy. It's possible someone finally told him that the only church that recognizes the Church of Latter-Day Saints as Christians is the LDS — all other Christian churches define it as a separate religion. (Fun with Christian trivia! I knew I went to Sunday School for something.)
Hoping for: kinky gay sex scandal, +/- hepatitis.