"I've had people ask me like 'are you drinking, are you pregnant', I'm like, I know there are young girls that do that these days but that's ~just not me~"
I get violently enraged if I have the hiccups for more than 10 minutes. 5 weeks would definitely lead me to murder... but it wouldn't take 3 years to foment.
Maybe she has a brain tumor. I've heard of that causing bad cases of hiccups (probably on something like 'House'). Then it got into an area where bad ideas are mitigated... So then the bad idea (robbing, etc.) seemed like a good idea.
@4, or maybe if we find out the hiccups were cured by "digital rectal massage". (That's "digit" as in a finger, not electronics). And yes, "Termination of intractable hiccups with digital rectal massage" is a real paper, and the technique apparently works. However, the apparent disdain this girl had for teenage sex might have meant she wasn't trying an even more effective cure -- as the paper's author says, "From now on, I will be recommending sex - culminating with orgasm - as the cure-all for intractable hiccups."
Me, I'm the robbing and murdering kind.
Well...
Will Mudede obsess about this girl as much as Amanda Knox?
1. Yes
2. No
3. Only if we learn that lurid sex was somehow involved.
Or maybe she was a bad egg with some bad hiccups.