Good luck choking down that swill (the election, I mean, not the Four Loko).

I'm totally mixing my own pitcher of homemade Four Loco, using the recipe you provided, just because you told me to. I'll let you know how it turns out.

Seriously, when you roll into the Red Door, get a pitcher of that sweet sweet hard cider they serve.

Yum!

I'll be at the Westin doing appletinis until after results, but you can drown your sorrows before I get there.

@2, please do! I tweaked the recipe from my mother's recipe for Dentynis: gin! gin! gin! and a stick of Dentyne gum for freshness. Day or night, she has the freshest goddamn breath...

You're sending an unpaid intern all the way to Labour Temple in Everett for the Rick Larsen?