The SECB Four Loko-Powered™ Election Coverage Begins

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When I grow up I want to work there...
2
I'm drinking Red Hook, I feel left out. :(

Did Didier ever endorse Rossi? I wonder if that is still a factor in the Senate race...
3
Pabst. Blue. Ribbon.
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Can't believe you're just figuring out how awesome this stuff is. Am I the only one who remembers what a bummer it was when they took the good stuff out of Tilt and then what a relief it was to find 4-Loko. And what about Joose, why is it getting no love?
5
Lagunitas Brown Shugga' ale. Yum!
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Y'all are great. :-)
7
Acid indigestion!
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Why wait for a rapist to slip you a roofie? Drink Loko!
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Where do you get this stuff within walking distance of Pike and B-way?
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whomever chose watermelon made the right decision. beat flavor of four loko by far
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9: just brainstorm what the closest mini mart or gas station is to you.

I know there's a gas station across from Neighbors
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The maker of 4-loko is called "Phusion". Yes, with a P-H. They're under investigation by the Feds for the safety of their recipe.
Also, They make a beverage that sells in Europe that has Absinthe in it. Whoah.
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Popcorn flavor? That sounds amazing! I notice you were smart enough to avoid blue raspberry.
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Could someone please let me know what the snozzberries taste like? I'm very curious about that one in particular.
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Don't let Rob McKenna take away your freedom!
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Hot damn @5, I've been wracking my brains trying to remember the name of that brew (apparently it zonked the relevant neurons).

I know of two places I can get it: one is 300 miles away and the other 200, but I'm headed that way next week, and THIS TIME I'm writing it backwards on my forehead. Thanks!
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Grant doesn't have time for a cheers, you fucking pussies!
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@9 the only place that sells it on the hill is a mini mart on pine and bellevue
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my mom found like 4 empty cans of this stuff in our laundry room lol, i guess i forgot to hide them after my friends and i got waaaaaaaaaaasted.