The coroner is calling it the first documented death of cuteness. Miss West's lungs were filled with kittens, and a massive caterpillar buildup was found to be squishing her brain, making it slippery. She will be buried in Boorian.
Burien? That's where Sloggers go to die when they get older, have kids and realize they can't afford Seattle with their shitty, low paying jobs. Kent is where the homoshekuals go for the same reasons.
I'm confused. That's not the Burien library; it's the OLD Burien library. The new one is a giant, gleaming two-headed monster that's half library, half city hall. Burien is an awesome little town; decent brewpub, Aussie pies, a million places to get great Mexican food, the likes of which most of Seattle (outside of South Park) has no clue about. The lower part of the main shopping drag is a little too twee for me, but the upper sixties part is perfectly charming. And it's got about ten thousand midcentury modern houses.
I believe a butthole is technically a negative space surrounded by butt, and, just as you cant put your arms around a memory, it is quite difficult to hold onto the nothingness of a butthole.
Even in the Disney movie, they failed to actually hold onto it, although Maxmillian Schell certainly tried.
And very wiggly. Their green blood turns people into man-eating cute bunnies.
Well, if you drink about a liter of it.
seriously give me a fucking break. cultural relativity for the lose.
I especially liked where you got all Gertrude Stein-y w/the squished caterpillars!! w00t!
I can't tell if this post is complimentary or not.
Even in the Disney movie, they failed to actually hold onto it, although Maxmillian Schell certainly tried.
However, if anyone can do it, Lindy could.
Love,
Auntie Yoko
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