You guys are lucky you're, strictly speaking, a newspaper.

ZING!

but seriously, just wait until USA Today decides to cut circulation to just Sundays.

I've been subscribing to them since before I moved back to the US in 1989. Used to be, they were the only way to get world news in a digestible format.

I'll be letting my multi-decade subscription lapse when they go all digital. Not a lot of content left.

Says the guy who works for the newspaper with tranny prostitute ads.

Would ANYBODY miss USA Today? Only time I've ever read it is when it was force-fed at shitty hotels. Pissed me off when they actually added it to the bill, citing some invisible opt-out language in the check-in procedure.

And US News has been a joke for years, especially the "America's 150 Best Proctologists" issues.

I'm still seething over Mort Fuckerman's anti-health-care-reform editorial. Glad I never threw a penny his way.

The Week is prolly the best of the genre right now, though it has numerous quirks that drive me crazy.

But now who will rank our nation's top party schools?

That rag has been dying for ages. They've slowly cheapened it in order to squeeze what they can out of it before it inevitably dies completely. This is just the latest step toward oblivion for them.