Hipster Tree is going to get a very rude slap of reality shortly when it suddenly, inexplicably goes bald - and NOT because it asked for a "triple-zero" at Rudy's.
If you look close enough you'll notice that a couple of those branches are actually antlers. It also has a tattoo of a gun in a holster under that leg warmer.
whateves, the lack of ironically discarded four loko cans at its base just proves this stupid tree is just a poseur without any real stranger street cred. sooo meh.
Jesus F, what in hell is going on up there in Seattle at The Stranger offices? You guys are REALLY starting to worry me. Stop drinking the tainted water, throw away the rest of those brownies Dan made and put that crack pipe down and slowly walk away!
@32 luv it: but since Detroit was all the rage for the hipster trees of this variety, I think this one going to move to Omaha or Cleveland, just as a f/u to the meme, man.
"A Tree Grows in Brooklyn" is a favorite of mine. And, yes, I saw Eric's reference as did others. You need to have your ears scratched and to be hand fed some bacon.
That tree's not going to be so smug when its parents cut it of from its stupid trust fund and it has to get a job that frowns on its sweet "FUCK WORK" knot tats.
I shouldn't have picked this little tree.
Everything I do turns into a disaster.
I guess I really don't know what Christmas is all about.
Sucks to be you.
But I guess my point is "Normal person plus anonymity plus audience equals total dickwad."
:-)
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