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Dick's House is the New Disney World

Wm.™ Steven Humphrey
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The kid wanted to go here?

http://www.dickshouse.com
Bub on November 5, 2010 at 3:28 PM Report this
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I'd rather go anywhere than Disney World. I'll always be grateful to my wife for diving on the grenade for me, and taking our kids on the one Disney trip required of all U.S. parents.
Peter F on November 5, 2010 at 3:35 PM Report this
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Seriously, fuck those kids. I would take them back home, the ungrateful little fuckers.
Rotten666 on November 5, 2010 at 3:42 PM Report this
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She clearly told them they were going to see someone named Dick, whom they apparently really like. For all we know, Dick is their dad, and they haven't seen him in over year because of his tour of duty in Iraq.

Fuck that lying mom, is what i say.
on November 5, 2010 at 3:48 PM Report this
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@4 Yeah my guess is that Dick is their dad, or at least the dad to one of them and this was a rather assholish move by the mom that was not well received by the kids.

Almost sounds like he is saying Dad's house at the end.
giffy on November 5, 2010 at 4:09 PM Report this
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@4 That's totally what I thought, too. Especially towards the end when the older boy said "we've been planning to go to Dick's house for a long time now." He seemed so sad...
BoyfriendoftheYear on November 5, 2010 at 4:09 PM Report this
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Maybe Dick decided he didn't want to see the kids, and mom was salvaging the best she could from the situation. THIS IS THE INTERTUBES, people, and we have no idea wutz up!!!
emma's bee on November 5, 2010 at 4:18 PM Report this
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Don't seem like "ungrateful little fuckers" to me. Seem like decent kids caught up in some parental bullshit.
Porkchop Sandwiches! on November 5, 2010 at 4:20 PM Report this
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The blame for this rests squarely on the shoulders of Fox News. Apparently there's too much socialism at DizWorld for these little fuckers. Fuck em! Send em to Dick's for a weekend bender of brain-washery and pin-the-war-on-Obama.
procupcake on November 5, 2010 at 4:39 PM Report this
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those kids are awesome. fuck mom and her stupid shit she always makes us do.
aardvark on November 5, 2010 at 4:41 PM Report this
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L.O. m'fn L.
benjammin509 on November 5, 2010 at 4:57 PM Report this
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Surprises: The bigger they are, the more complicated the acceptance process will be.

Agent Beryllium on November 5, 2010 at 5:01 PM Report this
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I think those kids would be great at Disney whatever.. I could be at the bar drinking and they wouldn't give a fuck. They do have bars there don't they? I mean anyplace with that many screaming little Republicans must have alcohol.
CommonKnowledge on November 5, 2010 at 5:01 PM Report this
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Parents,

You don't like being lied to any more than your children do. Stop lying to them because you think it's "cute." ANd yes I am still pissed about Santa.

on November 5, 2010 at 5:21 PM Report this
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Oh yes there are bars and beer at Disney. Cost you between $6-8 or so.
Simone on November 5, 2010 at 5:26 PM Report this
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Are there two mommies on the other end of that camera? If so, they shouldn't so much as set foot in Florida if either is feeling even a little sub-prime.
rob! on November 5, 2010 at 6:19 PM Report this
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I'd rather think these kids are hipsters.
sirkowski on November 5, 2010 at 8:02 PM Report this
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For the record, WM, I don't believe they are "sitting in the smoking section." The smoking section is probably the area just beyond that wall, and that's why the sign is there. It serves as notification that you are entering the smoking area. Just saying...

Oh, and the kids' responses - Ugh!!
Frau Blucher on November 6, 2010 at 4:41 AM Report this
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smart kids.
Disney sucks.
on November 6, 2010 at 5:29 PM Report this
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They wanted to go here? http://www.flickr.com/photos/dartmouthfl… "Dick's House is home to the Dartmouth College Health Service" It's a pretty building. But aside from a photo op, can't be much else of interest there.
on November 9, 2010 at 6:04 PM Report this
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Seriously everyone! We don't KNOW whats happening at Dick's House!
on November 11, 2010 at 10:57 PM Report this

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