Blogs Nov 24, 2010 at 3:26 pm

When Underwear Ads Go Wrong

Wm.™ Steven Humphrey
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1
Hey kid, don't tell your dad and you can open them all now. Okay?
ser on November 24, 2010 at 3:31 PM Report this
2
Hey kid, check out THIS package!
Mahtli69 on November 24, 2010 at 3:33 PM Report this
3
"I hope this is the sausage sandwich uncle promised me!"
Vince on November 24, 2010 at 3:34 PM Report this
4
"Julio! Father Benedicte is coming in to say 'hello'!"
COMTE on November 24, 2010 at 3:36 PM Report this
5
Because Peter Dinklage refused to wear that hat.
gloomy gus on November 24, 2010 at 3:37 PM Report this
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"Excellent... my box trap worked to perfection."
dirge on November 24, 2010 at 3:43 PM Report this
7
Somebody's gettin' CHLOROFORM FOR CHRISTMAS!
Fnarf on November 24, 2010 at 3:46 PM Report this
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And that's when Chris Hansen came into the shot
on November 24, 2010 at 3:47 PM Report this
9
Done.
http://cheezburger.com/smcke0wn/lolz/Vie…
smcke0wn on November 24, 2010 at 3:48 PM Report this
11
Time for Suzy to meet "St. Pickleas".
shortshrub on November 24, 2010 at 3:56 PM Report this
12
"Ah'm gonna fuck yew!"
Rev. Syung Myung Me on November 24, 2010 at 4:01 PM Report this
13
"He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake..."

It's creepy enough without edits.
Phelix on November 24, 2010 at 4:03 PM Report this
14
Give your altar boy a gift he'll never forget!
justinf on November 24, 2010 at 4:05 PM Report this
15
"It's MINE! I'm gonna FUCK IT then I'm gonna EAT IT!"
Rev. Syung Myung Me on November 24, 2010 at 4:14 PM Report this
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'Wow, I'm so glad that time machine worked.'
http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archive…
melbzig on November 24, 2010 at 4:19 PM Report this
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Jimmy the elf wasn't quite sure how to wrap the six pack on Mr. Smith's Christmas list.
Canuck on November 24, 2010 at 4:30 PM Report this
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"As every NAMBLA member knows, the greatest gift a child can give is their innocence."
Miss Katherine on November 24, 2010 at 4:37 PM Report this
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...police say the barely clothed man then punched the small child and fled into the night carrying several hundred dollars worth of gifts...
Baconcat on November 24, 2010 at 5:05 PM Report this
20
"Here's something you can HO-HO-HO about"
Urgutha Forka on November 24, 2010 at 5:05 PM Report this
21
Little boys love them.
monkey on November 24, 2010 at 5:55 PM Report this
22
This looks fucked up but that's just their priest.
brandon on November 24, 2010 at 5:55 PM Report this
23
I lOL'd.
on November 24, 2010 at 6:13 PM Report this
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"No, sweetie! Mommy and Daddy weren't 'fighting.' We were making bread pudding without the bread."
CharlesYFarley on November 24, 2010 at 6:33 PM Report this
25
"Sure I'm the real Santa - but your fire is so warm that I just had to take off my hat and coat..."
MarkyMark on November 24, 2010 at 6:34 PM Report this
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But the little kid says, "Oh, saucy 'wurster!"
CharlesYFarley on November 24, 2010 at 6:34 PM Report this
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"Yum. The little brown ones with the curly hair are my favorite."
Judah on November 24, 2010 at 6:42 PM Report this
28
Want to see what's in my underoos?
Last of the Time Lords on November 24, 2010 at 7:03 PM Report this
29
" Be honest with me, Dan; does this make me a pedo?"
Patti on November 24, 2010 at 7:58 PM Report this
30
Gruss Von Krampus has been unsuccessfully trying out new shtick after shtick ever since he was fazed out in the mid '30s.
Charlie Science on November 24, 2010 at 8:48 PM Report this
31
Got you now my little twink.
Spicy McHaggis on November 24, 2010 at 9:03 PM Report this
32
"Only twisted people would see pedophilia in this." (Can't a dad walk around in underwear around his kid anymore without being called a pervert?)
Sandman on November 24, 2010 at 10:20 PM Report this
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"the best present isn't under the tree!"
on November 24, 2010 at 11:18 PM Report this
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"Say, laddie, can you tell by the tightness of my underwear what religion I belong to?"
Sarah in Olympia on November 24, 2010 at 11:26 PM Report this
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O conforto está na moda. É perfeito para a foda!

Or at least I think that's right.
David Trujillo on November 25, 2010 at 1:09 AM Report this
36
It isn't the Holidays without an Amber Alert...
apexnerd on November 25, 2010 at 7:50 AM Report this
37
Oooooo, look what Santa left me under the tree.
steakhaus on November 25, 2010 at 9:33 AM Report this
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"O santa troce pra você uma sorpresa BEM especial esta natal"

I live in Brazil and they actually do have blurring of the lines between sexual content and children's content that would make most Americans WTF. One example is Puket, the children's sleepwear/women's lingerie store, which is decorated with images of kids in onesies alongside models in thongs.
The Dopest on November 25, 2010 at 11:20 AM Report this
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@6 wins.
D310 on November 25, 2010 at 7:44 PM Report this
40
Step one: Cut a hole in the box. Step two: Put your junk in that box.
doodle4395 on November 25, 2010 at 8:57 PM Report this
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@32 It's not just the underwear, it's the underwear combined with the really predatory pose, and the fact that he looks like Tom Cruise, who's just a bit of a creeper anyway.

Also, @13, 19, 29: ROFL.
thecheesegirl on November 27, 2010 at 8:53 PM Report this

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