No mention that she was the eggman and the walrus was Paul? Curious.

it's way better if you play these at the same time

@1: You need to play it backwards for that.

I'm looking forward to Unpaid Intern's voice mails ten years down the road.

@4 I won't let you down.

@5 Excellent! I'll have something to look forward to in my senior years besides soft food...

Nowhere on wikipedia does it say Cortes "landed" in the "new world" on April 21. And if you actually reverse Crotes you get setorc.

The explosion on the Deepwater Horizon Rig happened on the 20th of April.

Sheesh! What paper hired this person? Oh, right ;)

Damn, I mean if you actually revverse Cortes you get setroc.

Obviously this person is insane. She needs help.

Canuck, that was nice work.

What did you guys at the Stranger do to this person?!?!? Holy Fuck!!!

My favorite was the part about April 21st being "The Day After Hitler" - what is your family doing to celebrate that holiday, this year?

This person's either on drugs (narcotics), or needs to be on drugs (antipsychotics).

Yep. Or both.

"What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

-William Faulkner