Blogs Nov 30, 2010 at 11:58 am

Overheard in the Office

Grant Brissey
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Of this group only Mudede and Schmader have been alive (and not forcibly disappeared from the Stranger Logan's-Run-style) long enough to know who she is.

Much less spell her name properly.

So, one of them.
gloomy gus on November 30, 2010 at 12:08 PM Report this
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someone who follows @ebertchicago. I know of one person in the above list who makes occasional SLOG posts from some of Roger Ebert's tweets, but that doesn't mean @kellyoxford's (@ebertchicago's tweet was a mention of @kellyoxford's birthday, plus her quip) joke doesn't get passed around the office.
Keister Button on November 30, 2010 at 12:10 PM Report this
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my vote was schmader, for the record.
Adrian Ryan on November 30, 2010 at 12:13 PM Report this
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Oh no you don't. Not this again.
heywhatsit!? on November 30, 2010 at 12:22 PM Report this
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Wow, I had forgotten about her! I loved how not only did she cut it off, but if memory serves, she drove off and threw it out of the car window? Gus, if your theory holds, I'll go with Schmader, as I'd think if Mudede had a safe word, it'd be Mao, or Bolshie...
Canuck on November 30, 2010 at 12:22 PM Report this
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Credit to Kelly Oxford.

http://kellyoxford.tumblr.com/post/17056…
Kris on November 30, 2010 at 12:30 PM Report this
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Has to be a woman. That's the sort of safeword with a strongly implied threat.
evilvolus on November 30, 2010 at 12:31 PM Report this
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@gloomy_gus: Except it isn't spelled properly. It's Bobbitt, not Bobbit.
shanana on November 30, 2010 at 12:33 PM Report this
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I'm leaning towards Paul Bobby Constant, personally.
Josh Bomb on November 30, 2010 at 12:38 PM Report this
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Sounds twisted like Mr. Brissey!
GlamB0t on November 30, 2010 at 12:42 PM Report this
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@6 if it was plagarised/derived then it was definately lindy west.
on November 30, 2010 at 12:52 PM Report this
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I was going to vote for Mudede, but changed my mind and decided it was Unpaid Intern.

Lorena Bobbit, out of snacks, gave her hubby forty wacks.

Now he sits, instead of stands, makes his own lunch, dirty man.
Will in Seattle on November 30, 2010 at 1:14 PM Report this
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@8, Grant posted earlier about being a random speller, so I made a happy reference to today's misspelling. He's fixed it, which made me smugly happy. And your comment made me doubly smugly happy. I thank you.
gloomy gus on November 30, 2010 at 1:33 PM Report this
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"Lorena Bobbit" is decidly not a very safe word!
(especially if you are an asshole.)
treacle on November 30, 2010 at 3:39 PM Report this
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Schmader.
Free Lunch on November 30, 2010 at 4:00 PM Report this
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@5 - she'd have saved everyone a lot of trouble, and the world from a very bad porn film, had she put the goddam thing down the garbage disposal instead of flinging it out the window into the grass.

I can still picture the cops looking for it, though. "You pick it up!" "No, YOU!"
Geni on December 1, 2010 at 1:36 PM Report this

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