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Yay! More crackheads to make this city "interesting"!
2

All the while singing...

We Want The Funk
Give Us the Funk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5luzVtBMx…

3
The note read:

SURFACE OPTION!
4
What did the note say? That's easy: "Kenneth, what's the frequency?"
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who the fuck cares ?
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Unfortunate earlier slog post: http://lineout.thestranger.com/lineout/a…
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I'm kind of concerned that stabbing someone in the neck is only a misdemeanor.
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What kind of pen was it?
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@7 She might as ell have been running around affixing stickers to public property.
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“Don’t bother me, I’m an artist, I whittle heads with pens!”
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@10 Slow down, man. Officer Birk would've been just as likely to freak out and shoot the guy she stabbed as much as shoot her.

But I'm sure you could find something sub-human about the person she stabbed if need be.

12
The note said: "Give me your money, this is a Bic up!"
13
Shouldn't she also be charged with graffiti?
14
The Mayor and the Chief of Police announce that in an effor to increase public safety, they are firing all regular police patrols, and replacing them with parking cops in golf cars.
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my t key must be sticking. "effort" "golf carts"
16
The note said: " I'm about to stab you in the neck with a ballpoint. Act natural."
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The note said, "I'm about to stab you in the neck with a ballpoint. Act natural."

Seriously: WTF.
18
Isn't meth wonderful?
19
I wonder if this is the same woman being escorted by police into the ER the other day. She was wearing a spitguard and seemed agitated.
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@16 - ha ha!! I like.
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@12 Excellent!!
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It wasnt a note. It was a Jack Chick tract.
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@ 22, fucking brilliant. If I was drinking milk, it would be coming out my nose right now.
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Hey, I was the girl who was attacked on second ave! The note said "I am trying to get home to Los Angeles - I need money - I can't speak". This turned out to be a lie as someone from the robbery dept called me and said she spoke after she was booked.

She is currently being help on $100,000.00 bail and is being charged with assault and attempted robbery.

And I have to add - I punched the bitch in the face while she was trying to take my purse. Ha. And I now carry pepper spray.

-Shana

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