I'm forwarding this on to my whole Jewish family. I'm currently spending Hanukkah in my dorm room, being raped by final exams, but this just made my Hanukkah. Thanks, Goldy.
@14: I have no idea. The UChicago Hillel website doesn't have anything to say about if or how our ballots were counted.
Basically this year, the debate went as follows:
A divinities scholar gave some background and explained how over the course of their appearances in the Torah, Jacob goes from being like a hamantaschen to being like a latke, and Esau does the opposite.
The debaters were introduced with a few gags thrown in.
JOHN HENNING SCHUMANN, a medical doctor, got up and did a Teabagger/Pirate impression while ranting about how hamantaschen are good for the kidneys due to similarity in shape.
AARON DINNER, a chemistry professor, made an argument in favor of the latkes, claiming that the oil in which they are fried, since it represents the miracle of the sacred oil, should provide eight times as much energy in combustion as would normal oil.
HEIDI COLEMAN, a theater professor, made some wispy remarks on the beautiful transience of the crumbly hamantaschen and periodically summoned flocks of theater kids up to put on a little show.
PAUL SALLY, a mathematician, told a story about how, as an Irish boy going to college in Massachusetts in the 50s, he switched diners as a result of switching schools, and quickly stopped eating ham sandwiches and discovered the delights of latkes. And then he turned a hamantash into a latke by mathematical iteration.
I am Jewish. In the Middle Ages, fearing persecution, my family elected to become "crypto-Jews," who publicly renounced their Judaism and professed their Papal Catholicism, while secretly practicing their true religion in private. Many of them were discovered and burned at the stake or drawn and quartered by the Holy See. That was when we emigrated in secret to the "New World." Now we're persecuted in private by the so-called "tea party" and brainless dupes like "Rand" Paul (whose name is derived from the alias of a Jewish woman), and other mindless slugs who have to beat others down to achieve status. In public, they use code-words to slur us, like the ones they use for people of color. We're used to it, but that does not mean we accept it.
Poor schmo has a schlort.
Pretty funny Goldy. Happy Christmukah to you and yours.
Just excellent.
It's always fair to critique a critic, and there's no point to criticism that isn't open. So please, hold nothing back.
LOL, I hope your family doesn't try to stage an intervention when they see you forward an article from The Stranger!
Basically this year, the debate went as follows:
A divinities scholar gave some background and explained how over the course of their appearances in the Torah, Jacob goes from being like a hamantaschen to being like a latke, and Esau does the opposite.
The debaters were introduced with a few gags thrown in.
JOHN HENNING SCHUMANN, a medical doctor, got up and did a Teabagger/Pirate impression while ranting about how hamantaschen are good for the kidneys due to similarity in shape.
AARON DINNER, a chemistry professor, made an argument in favor of the latkes, claiming that the oil in which they are fried, since it represents the miracle of the sacred oil, should provide eight times as much energy in combustion as would normal oil.
HEIDI COLEMAN, a theater professor, made some wispy remarks on the beautiful transience of the crumbly hamantaschen and periodically summoned flocks of theater kids up to put on a little show.
PAUL SALLY, a mathematician, told a story about how, as an Irish boy going to college in Massachusetts in the 50s, he switched diners as a result of switching schools, and quickly stopped eating ham sandwiches and discovered the delights of latkes. And then he turned a hamantash into a latke by mathematical iteration.
@16, are you on the right thread, hon?
Must be read in the voice of Dr. Zoidberg.
Happy Hanukkah.
To show my appreciation, I'd like to offer you some cake:
http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2010/12/h…