Gawd, Schmader, these are such a help whenever I worry I've finally gone off the deep end myself. The Quaids constitute proof of my sanity. Don't they?

"Radar Online is owned by the police," Evi says firmly. She sounds entirely convinced. "They called the Dairy Queen in Marfa, Texas, to spread rumors about us when we lived there. Everything came out of the Dairy Queen."

Sounds like the voice of reason to me.

That bar's not very high, Gus. But if your posts here are any indication, I don't think you need to worry too much.

Once someone drifts from being mean/abusive/wacky to Just Plain Nuts, it's hard to find them funny anymore. It's just sad - these are still actual people who had all the potential in the world at one point to do whatever they wanted... and now, everyone (understandably) hates them, and chances are their lives are going to end badly.

Isn't there anyone who could get them declared mentally unfit so that they could get help? Or has that card already expired/been played?

Thanks, 5280. You'd change your tune if you knew I write first drafts of all my comments on the wall down here in the basement, using poo not my own...

It's odd that they're both crazy & share the same delusions. Is it possible that they're faking, Joaquin style?

Wow. If they weren't rich to start off with, they'd be sleeping on a park bench by now.