Why do you say stupid stupid stuff like this? Were you not loved as a child? This side of you is so not attractive. You know that old saying "you get a lot farther with sugar than with salt"? Try it sometime and see what a difference it makes.

Really. I'm serious. You could totally change the tone of these posts and get a ton more comments. Just sayin'.

despicable me.. I remember the first Stupid Stupid Baby column (new column?). It's a long runnin' Stranger in-joke... (unless you are an in-joke mocking an in-joke)

If you keep up the Baby Hatin', they're eventually going to come and eat you. You have been warned

I know @2, but it wasn't funny then and it's not funny now and it's not gonna be funny the next time either.

If any of these video's were of my baby, the shit would hit the fan. If you're making fun of adults that's totally different, at least they can defend themselves.

Enough said, I'm done with Wm. St. Hump.

I only read Wm. St. Hump for comments on stupid babies, so I am negating despicable me's opinion. BACK TO ZERO!

Despicable me - okay, so jokingly calling a baby in a video 'stupid' is unacceptable. I'm guessing you're not a fan of dead baby jokes, then? Not that I am either, but I get the feeling you'd rip off someone's head and shit down their throat for telling one.

And another obese American is born. That video grossed me out.

He's so cute. Guess you have to be a parent.

Two great activities, all rolled into one.

babies are cute

My kid's done that. It's pretty damn cute.

Babies are stupid - and I want one!