Geez, every time I scroll down, I get kind of hung up on the cleavage, and have to go back and forth a few times...and I'm a chick...those are truly lovely, in a purely platonic way...
If you zoom in enough on the pic, it looks like a perky man-butt sitting in a swing made out of a Christmas wreath, though the butt is oddly unfurry and the saggy drawers are a little frilly for my taste...
Oh wait, I just took off my glasses and everything's OK again.
the wrapping will definitely be tricky, but i'm getting boobs for christmas! i go in for surgery on Monday. perhaps next year i can have my very own christmas wreath photo. :)
don't think i've ever looked at a photo at slog this long before. this christmas racoon friend of yours would love to nestle all up in there and claim as hibernation spot till spring. pretty mouth as well :D
...I'm sorry, did you say something about food?
However, after a little while it started to bother me that she seems to have no nipples.
Oh wait, I just took off my glasses and everything's OK again.